Jiang Yuan is A University's famously aloof beauty, but no one knows he has a rare condition: his skin craves contact, and only touching another person can ease his symptoms.
So, despite his discomfort, he has to find someone to lean against one day and someone else to touch the next. Inevitably, this brings him a lot of unwanted trouble.
Until one day, Jiang She appears. Just one touch from him is enough to leave Jiang Yuan trembling from head to toe, his scalp tingling.
Most importantly, Jiang She is straight.
A straight guy is exactly what he wants.
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Jiang She is A University's undisputed campus heartthrob. He's turned down countless confessions from men and is hailed as the one ray of straight pride capable of resisting Jiang Yuan.
At first, he thought so too.
Until one day, Jiang Yuan casually pressed close to him.
One day, he hooked a leg around Jiang She's. The next, he wrapped his lips around Jiang She's finger, then gazed up at him with those irresistibly enticing eyes, completely unaware of his own effect.
Jiang She, hopelessly hooked, gritted his teeth: To hell with straight pride!
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Just as Jiang She, the (supposedly) straight guy, finally comes to terms with his feelings, Jiang Yuan moves out of the dorm at lightning speed.
Late one night, in the middle of a storm, someone knocks at the door.
Jiang Yuan opens it and finds Jiang She standing there, drenched from head to toe.
In a rough, awkward voice, he says, "I've got... a condition." He seems to find it hard to say. "I need to hug you to make it better."
Jiang Yuan, who once suffered from the same condition, understands perfectly and lets him in.
But after it happens again and again, Jiang Yuan finally realizes: What kind of condition does Jiang She have? If he's really sick, he should go see a urologist! What straight guy gets an erection every time he sees another man?
Reading tips:
◆ No turning straight guys gay
◆ A cool, beautiful, flirtatious beauty who doesn't know she's fishing for attention, the bottom x a rigid, old-fashioned top who thinks he's straight at first and holds himself to a ridiculous double standard
◆ The bottom's condition isn't simply skin hunger. It's a complication involving psychological issues, with no fantasy elements. The top's unusual attraction to him will also be explained.
My completed novels include Marked by My Secret Crush's Older Brother After My Differentiation, Do You Want to Touch My Fish Tail? and Saving the Paranoid Villain. Please check them out!
My next novel will probably be the upcoming How a Socially Anxious Guy Became the King of Cheesy Pickup Lines. Please add it to your collection!
Xu You transmigrates into a reverse-harem novel where he's one of the love interests competing for the protagonist's affection. His character is a master of cheesy pickup lines, and he feels miserable if he doesn't flirt with the protagonist every day.
Xu You: Thanks for asking. I'm an extreme introvert. In a moment I'll curl up like a turtle.
But the System tells him he can only survive by following his character setting and delivering cheesy pickup lines to the protagonist.
Extreme introvert Xu You, who stammers after saying two words to anyone: ...
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To stay alive, Xu You follows the plot with trembling knees.
When the protagonist buys a watermelon, Xu You sneaks to his side and whispers, "W-would you like to buy a melon? I'll throw in a silly g-guy like me."
The protagonist: ...
The protagonist is reading in the library. Xu You's ears turn bright red. "W-want to guess what book I'm reading? That's right, it's You Are My Love... You'd better bet on the book."
The protagonist: ...
They play a murder mystery game. Xu You fights through his embarrassment. "I-I'm a detective. I haven't solved the case, but when I saw you, my heart... gave itself away."
The protagonist: ...
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One day, after receiving a System task, Xu You's ears turn red. Trembling, he plants his hands on his hips and declares his claim over the other love interests.
Xu You: "H-he's my boyfriend, even though we haven't made our relationship public. We haven't held hands or kissed. He even blocked my number, but... but my mouth is my own, and if I say it is, then it is!"
He turns around and sees the protagonist blushing. Xu You assumes the other man has finally had enough and is about to remove him from the list of potential love interests.
Lu Chao walks up beside him and takes his hand. "That's right. We're together."
Xu You: ??? That's not how the script goes!
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Later, someone grabs him by the ankle and drags him back.
Lu Chao bites his earlobe. "Why'd you stop kissing me? Didn't you say you were a sure thing, and all you needed was one kiss from me?"
Blurb screenshot archived on September 13, 2022.
Theme: Have the courage to face yourself, believe in the existence of goodness and beauty in the world, find the courage to be loved, leave your traumas behind, and become a better person.
Why doesn't your wife update it?
My wife, you actually stopped updating! I really cried to death
Will there be any updates? I really want to see it.
Ahhhhhhhhh why not updated?
When I saw the pronunciation of Jiang She's name, my mind automatically echoed Jiang Sir.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, so sweet
Why not update it? It's hard to find one that suits your taste!
Will there be any updates???
Such a shallow pit ('-ω??)
Brother strong, is that you?