Would You Like to Touch My Tail?

[The full story costs just 4.23 yuan to subscribe to. Please support the official release, thank you~] The little merperson Song Huai gets hit on the head and thinks he's living inside a book. The neighbor boy he's been in love with all along is the book's male lead, and Song Huai is a textbook cannon-fodder supporting male character. Not only does he break off his engagement for the male lead, he also ends up with his family ruined. His original betrothed is Lu Mian, the male lead's uncle, an imperial general reputed to be cold-blooded and bloodthirsty. To survive, Song Huai decides: First, stay far away from the male lead and don't pick fights in front of the male lead's love interest and get himself killed. Second, marry Lu Mian and settle down as an idle salted fish. At first, the general is cold and curt, acting like he can't stand him. The little merperson gathers his courage, clutching the hem of his clothes with small hands and lifting his chin slightly. In a soft voice, he asks, "Um... would you like to touch my fish tail?" The general, struck dead by cuteness: !!! · Before they get married. Lu Mian: "Who you like has nothing to do with me, as long as you don't go too far." Song Huai: "Okay." Lu Mian: "We're only bound by a simple engagement. We should give each other space." Song Huai: "Okay." After they get married. Lu Mian: "How can Dudu look at someone else? Does he still like that jerk?!" Lu Mian: "What is Dudu thinking? He hasn't spoken to me for three hours." Lu Mian: "Why hasn't Dudu come to ask me to pet him yet?" Song Huai: "..." · A cute, soft-hearted, imaginative little merperson who loves to put on a show x a mature, steady, jealous old-school general · Sweet romance! If it's not sweet, you can chop me up! · Extreme bottom-only fans, please don't come. Spare yourselves and all of us the discomfort. ◆ Coming soon in my collection: "What Should I Do After Transmigrating into a Novel Where Everyone Is a Psycho?" Please add it to your collection! Cheng Ying transmigrates into a book. The good news is he's become a rich second-generation kid with no worries about food or drink. The bad news is that everyone in this book is a psycho, from the male and female leads to the villain. Each one's crazier than the last. Because he's so stupid that everyone dislikes him, he is one of the few characters with a relatively happy ending. Cheng Ying decides to eat and drink as he pleases, then calmly wait for his exit from the story. But as he waits, why is the plot starting to go wrong? Can someone tell him why the male lead is kneeling in front of him, holding his foot like a pervert? The female lead grabs his hand and forces him to squeeze her waist, which makes her eyes redden and leaves her excited. The villain pins him in a corner, eyes bloodshot, and threatens to break his legs if he dares to leave him. Cheng Ying: "..." · This world is too dangerous. It seems only his gentle and refined childhood friend, the second male lead, is normal. Even though it's not time for him to leave the story yet, Cheng Ying decisively teams up with the second male lead to take a small boat to an isolated island, escaping this world full of psychos. Night falls. In his sleep, Cheng Ying suddenly feels something cover his eyes. Then someone rolls him over, and a silk tie gently hooks around his neck. The man pulls, forcing his head back. A gentle, magnetic voice sounds in his ear, warm breath falling on him like a snake winding around its prey. "You smell so good." "Good boy Yingying, give me a couple of cries." · [Turns out the craziest one was the gentle second male lead. Shocking.jpg] [It's a shame I found out too late. Lying flat now...] ◆ Coming soon, number two: "What Happens When a Socially Anxious Guy Becomes the Prince of Cheesy Pickup Lines?" Xu You transmigrates into a harem novel where readers vote on the love interests. In the book, he's one of the candidates for the male lead's affections, and his character is a master of cheesy pickup lines. Every day, he feels awful if he doesn't flirt with the male lead using a few corny lines. Xu You: Thanks for asking. I'm extremely socially anxious. I'm about to curl up into a little turtle. But the System tells him that the only way to survive is to follow the character setup and use cheesy pickup lines on the male lead. Extremely socially anxious, stammers after saying two words to someone, Xu You: "..." · To stay alive, Xu You nervously follows the plot. When the male lead buys a watermelon, Xu You sneaks over and whispers, "W-would you like to buy a watermelon? I'll throw in a little dummy like m-me." The male lead: "..." The male lead is reading in the library. Xu You's ears turn bright red. "W-would you like to guess what book I'm reading? That's right, It's You I Love. You can bet your book on it." The male lead: "..." They play a murder mystery game. Xu You forces down his embarrassment. "I-I'm a detective. I haven't solved the case, but when I saw you, my heart c-came completely undone." The male lead: "..." · One day, after receiving a task from the System, Xu You, ears red, legs trembling and hands on his hips, declares his claim over the other candidates. Xu You: "H-he's my boyfriend, even though we haven't made our relationship public. We haven't held hands or kissed, and he even blocked me on the phone, but m-my mouth is mine, and if I say it, then it... it is!" He turns around and sees the male lead, his face red. Xu You assumes the guy has finally had enough and is about to kick him off the list of romantic candidates. Lu Chao walks up to him and takes his hand. "That's right. We're together." Xu You: "??? That's not how the script goes!" · Later, someone grabs him by the ankle and drags him back. Lu Chao bites his earlobe. "Why did you stop kissing me? Didn't you say you were sure to succeed at everything, and that all you needed was one kiss from me?" Completed novels in my collection: "Would You Like to Touch My Fish Tail?" "Transmigrated as the Male Lead's Villainous Uncle" "My Fiancé Pretended to Be a Bottom and Tricked Me into Falling for Him" "Saving the Obsessive Villain" Theme: Only by giving your heart can you receive the same love in return