[I hope all you lovely folks who bought the whole book will leave a five-star review, mwah (*?▽`*)]
When Pei Xiangyang died, he discovered that he was living in a melodramatic, harem-style danmei novel.
The universally adored bottom in the book was his younger brother, Pei Yu.
Every man who saw him went crazy for him, banging their heads against a wall.
In his previous life, the powerful villain couldn't have his brother, so he wanted to destroy him.
And as a qualified cannon-fodder character and model older brother, Pei Xiangyang successfully took the hit for him.
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Reborn in third grade
Looking to his left at his adorable, sweet younger brother, the universally adored one
Looking to his right at the villain, a walking tragedy in human form
Pei Xiangyang decided: Bro, let's be good buddies. You don't mess with your buddy's brother. And even if you absolutely have to, could you go easy on me when you stab me later?
From then on, Pei Xiangyang's daily routine became:
[Bringing warmth to the villain and guiding him in building a socialist society]
[Cutting off every chance for the villain and his brother to meet, nipping the first spark of romance in the bud]
At last, looking at the increasingly noble and righteous villain before him,
Pei Xiangyang gave a delighted smile like a proud old dad.
·
Just as he was about to bow out after a job well done,
the villain pressed closer, leaning toward his ear, his voice dripping with suggestive intent: "Xiangyang, how do you want me to stab you?"
Pei Xiangyang: Wait, that's not what I meant by "stab"!
P.S.:
· One-on-one romance, happy ending.
· Not purely sweet. There's melodrama, and it leans toward character growth.
· Warm little sun x obsessive, ruthless great demon king
· The bottom is a true heartthrob! Everyone really does love him!
· The bottom stutters at first and is soft-spoken. He was sick as a child, so he's not very bright (seriously, he really isn't!). The top isn't a good person and doesn't have conventional morals. His only moral compass is the bottom.
◆ Please add my upcoming novel, What Should I Do After Transmigrating into a Novel Where Everyone's a Psycho?, to your favorites!
Cheng Ying transmigrated into a book. The good news is that he's now a rich second-generation heir who never has to worry about food or drink.
The bad news is that everyone in this book is a psycho, from the main top and bottom to the villain. Each one is more insane than the last.
Because he's so stupid that people find him annoying, he's one of the few characters in the book with a relatively decent ending.
Cheng Ying decides to eat and drink as he pleases, then wait peacefully for his exit from the story.
But as he waits, why does the plot start going off the rails?
Can someone tell him why the main top is kneeling in front of him, holding his foot like a pervert?
The main bottom grabs his hand and forces him to squeeze the waist that makes his own eyes turn red and his body grow feverish.
The villain pins him against the wall, eyes bloodshot as he threatens to break his legs if he dares take even one step away.
Cheng Ying: ...
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This world is too dangerous. It looks like the only normal one is the gentle, refined childhood-friend second male lead.
Even though it's not time for him to leave the story yet, Cheng Ying resolutely decides to team up with the second male lead, take a little boat to a deserted island cut off from the world, and escape this world full of crazies.
Night falls.
As Cheng Ying sleeps, he suddenly feels something cover his eyes.
Then someone turns him over. A silk tie gently loops around his neck, and when the man pulls, his head is forced backward.
A gentle, magnetic voice sounds by his ear, warm breath brushing against him like a poisonous snake winding around him: "You smell so good."
"Be a good boy, Yingying. Give me a couple of cries."
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[The craziest one was the gentle second male lead all along. Shocking.jpg]
[Too bad I realized it too late. Lying flat...]
◆ Upcoming 2: What Happens When a Socially Anxious Guy Transmigrates into a Prince of Cheesy Pickup Lines?
Xu You transmigrates into a harem-style novel where the reader chooses the love interest. In the book, he's one of the possible love interests for the main bottom. He's written as a master of cheesy pickup lines, who feels miserable every day if he doesn't flirt with the main bottom using one.
Xu You: Thanks for asking. I'm extremely socially anxious. I'm about to curl into a ball like a turtle.
But the System tells him that the only way to stay alive is to follow his character setting and tell cheesy pickup lines to the main bottom.
Extremely socially anxious, a guy who stammers after saying just two words to someone, Xu You: ...
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To survive, Xu You nervously follows the plot.
When the main bottom is buying watermelon, Xu You quietly sidles over and whispers: "Are... are you buying watermelon? Take a silly... silly little guy like me as a freebie."
Main bottom: ...
The main bottom is reading in the library. Xu You's ears turn bright red: "Do you want to guess... guess what book I'm reading? That's right, 'I Love You'... bet you can't guess it!"
Main bottom: ...
While playing a murder-mystery game, Xu You fights back his embarrassment: "I... I'm a detective. The case isn't solved, but when I saw you, my... my heart surrendered without a fight."
Main bottom: ...
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One day, after receiving a System mission, Xu You's ears turn red. His legs tremble as he plants his hands on his hips and declares his claim to the other love interests.
Xu You: "He... he's my boyfriend, even though we haven't made it public. We haven't held hands or kissed. He... he even blocked my number, but my... my mouth belongs to me, so if I say we are, then... then we are!"
He turns around and sees the main bottom blushing. Xu You thinks the other man has finally had enough and is about to remove him from the list of potential partners.
Lu Chao walks over and takes his hand: "Yes, we're together."
Xu You: ??? That's not how the script goes!
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Later, someone grabs him by the ankle and drags him back.
Lu Chao bites his earlobe: "Why did you stop kissing me? Didn't you say you were always ten out of ten at getting things done, and all you needed was one kiss from me?"
Completed novels in my collection: Do You Want to Touch My Fish Tail?, I Became the Male Lead's Villainous Uncle, My Fiancé Pretended to Be a Bottom and Fooled Me, Saving the Obsessive Villain
Theme: Be a little sun that strives to shine, and you can warm the people around you.
It's the second time I've read it, and looking back now, it's still as touching as ever, sad and healing at the same time.
It's good to watch, but I don't know why I felt a little uncomfortable after watching it. I probably feel distressed, and I still feel a little bit overwhelmed.
Parents have greater responsibilities. Let's not talk about the younger brother. In fact, the eldest brother is okay.
I am really speechless about this eldest brother. Is he also considered an elder? It doesn't matter if his parents don't dote on him. He doesn't care whether others dote on him or not. It's over if you dote on others. You are the older one, and he is simply a white-eyed wolf. Let's not talk about what kind of parents he is. Is it nice to him? Didn't he just go abroad anyway and ignore it?
Spread flowers ~ Although I did eat a lot of knives along the way, the happiness that comes after all the hardships is really so memorable. In addition, I really like the ending arranged for Mr. He and Chen Ting. They are both very gentle people, but they are just not destined to each other. That's good.
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, wow wow, it's really to my liking! The ending is full of flowers (???`?)
I still want to know what happened in my previous life
I cried. My younger brother and older brother were all miserable. It was their parents who were at fault.
It's the second time I've read it, and looking back now, it's still as touching as ever, sad and healing at the same time.
It's good to watch, but I don't know why I felt a little uncomfortable after watching it. I probably feel distressed, and I still feel a little bit overwhelmed.
Parents have greater responsibilities. Let's not talk about the younger brother. In fact, the eldest brother is okay.
I am really speechless about this eldest brother. Is he also considered an elder? It doesn't matter if his parents don't dote on him. He doesn't care whether others dote on him or not. It's over if you dote on others. You are the older one, and he is simply a white-eyed wolf. Let's not talk about what kind of parents he is. Is it nice to him? Didn't he just go abroad anyway and ignore it?
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Spread flowers ~ Although I did eat a lot of knives along the way, the happiness that comes after all the hardships is really so memorable. In addition, I really like the ending arranged for Mr. He and Chen Ting. They are both very gentle people, but they are just not destined to each other. That's good.
Good-looking, good-looking, good-looking, wow wow, it's really to my liking! The ending is full of flowers (???`?)
I still want to know what happened in my previous life
I cried. My younger brother and older brother were all miserable. It was their parents who were at fault.
So pretty woo woo woo