Meng Qing inherited his family's estate and opened a small noodle shop. He spent his days making noodles and collecting rent, and things seemed pretty good.
The only problem was that he owned just a tiny bit too many buildings, scattered across all sorts of planes. *lights cigarette.jpg*
He often had to rush from plane to plane, working himself to the bone because he couldn't collect the rent on time.
Life is hard, Meng Qing sighed.
One day, after entering an infinite-flow plane, Meng Qing was still thinking about how to collect rent safely and reasonably when an evil spirit latched onto him. He couldn't even crush a chicken.
Meng Qing: ...
Is it too late to scream for help?
Then he saw a handsome man tame the evil spirit until it was completely docile. It practically wanted to put Meng Qing on a pedestal and worship him as its savior, stopping just short of kowtowing.
Meng Qing: No need for all that, buddy. Calm down.
“Thank you.”
The handsome man cleared his throat. “...Could you lower my rent?”
Meng Qing: ?
“Sure.”
And just like that, he gained a bodyguard who appeared at irregular intervals.
Later, after encountering more evil spirits, Meng Qing got used to it. Someone always stepped in to help, but... these strangers looked just a tiny bit familiar.
Meng Qing ventured a guess: “Are you tenants?”
The “tenants”: He recognized us. So embarrassing (*/ω\*)
Then they turned to face the evil spirits with murderous glares.
The helpless, hapless evil spirits: ...
F-Fuck!
And so that evil spirit got beaten up by all the big shots just for breathing.
The evil spirit wept: T-that's too much.
You all have double standards down to a fine art!
[Bonus Scene]
#About Meng Qing and a certain big shot getting a happy ending#
Tenant One: He must be after Boss Meng's rent-free deal!
Tenant Two: Exactly! He must have his eye on Boss Meng's looks!
Tenant Three: I want a taste of that sugar-baby life too! [shouting]
Tenants One, Two, and Three got jumped and stuffed into sacks while walking home at night.
●Guide●
●A lighthearted slice-of-life story with a hodgepodge of planes
●A pretty, delicate noodle-shop owner on the bottom x A broke, unlucky but tough big shot on top. The top is Schrodinger's rich, and he is the most badass one of all.
●Featuring all kinds of oddball tenants, men and women, human and nonhuman, all of whom dote on the bottom
●A few stories about “They All Think I'm a Big Shot, But I'm Just an Ordinary Landlord,” “The Big Shots Are Badass, But They Still Can't Stop Being Broke,” and “Which Tenant Dares to Throw Their Weight Around with the Landlord? Do They Not Want to Live Here Anymore? Slams Table.” That's all.
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