After escaping from Yokohama to Tokyo, Hoshide Kazuya was picked up by the strongest jujutsu sorcerer.
He thought he'd escaped from hell and made it back to the human world, but who could have guessed the "devil" was right beside him?
He couldn't beat him or get away, so all he could do was vent online. Before long, his online buddies had become a whole group.
Today he'd praise this hat-wearing guy as the most handsome man in his heart. Tomorrow he'd say that moonlit magician was his number one pick.
But his favorite was still the first one. His little online buddy was shy and introverted, so he didn't dare say anything reckless. Instead, he dreamed every day of meeting up with his online love and going straight to the registry office.
It was fine if the other person shyly turned him down. He could take things slowly, like warming a frog in a pot.
Then, at their meetup, the young man across from him slowly removed his sunglasses and pushed a stack of chat screenshots over to him. Only then did he realize that he was the frog in the pot.
* OOC and illogical
* The protagonist has a "crazy fan of all cursed spirits" trait x
Next original danmei: "Your Jujutsu Is No Match for My Cat," paired with Nanami. Cat transformation theme, around 100,000 characters.
Upcoming fanfiction danmei:
(Next story) "This Family Can't Get By Without Me"
Ueno Mitsuki made a wish to the gods and got five brothers.
The first had world-class deduction skills. The second was highly intelligent, emotionally perceptive, and incredibly popular with the opposite sex. The third was dedicated to his work and generous. The fourth was efficient and principled. The fifth was handsome, sweet-talking, and skilled at something special.
He was very satisfied, accepted all five, and settled down with them in Yokohama.
Later, he realized things weren't quite what he'd imagined.
The first got lost all the time while investigating cases, so he had to go find him every day. The second used his popularity with women to invite people to die with him, so he had to rescue him every day. The third was often provoked by the second and impulsively trashed the house. The fourth's principle was "bite to kill anyone who gathers in a group," and his identity was no ordinary one. The fifth used his special skill to steal other people's jewels and flirted with him from the windowsill every night.
He had thought they'd be a happy, peaceful family, but in reality, there was endless family drama.
They fought over food, argued over rooms, set cars on fire, got drunk, and brawled. When these five got together, there was nothing they wouldn't do.
Life together was a complete disaster. Their supposedly happy life was anything but. Caught between them, he did his best to maintain their precarious daily routine.
The problem was, returns weren't accepted.
As the glue holding the family together, Ueno Mitsuki was exhausted every day and wanted nothing more than to run away from home. But he could never find the perfect excuse.
Then one day, he saw:
The Port Mafia treating his fourth brother with deference;
A pair of tonfa whirling in his fifth brother's hands;
A priceless stolen jewel in his sixth brother's room.
Ueno Mitsuki: *smiles*
And you call yourselves orderly and good? You're clearly chaotic and evil. You little brats had fun lying to me, didn't you?
Great. I've finally found the perfect excuse to run away from home.
Goodbye, brothers. Tonight, I'm setting sail.
You know what, babies? Tokyo Jujutsu High has been waiting ages for me to return to work. Instead of raising all of you, I might as well go back to school and find myself a partner.
He went back to the god. "I accept that I can't return them. Find me a partner who can help me look after them."
The god trembled. "There was supposed to be a match for you."
Ueno Mitsuki: "What happened to them?"
God: "Your brothers killed them."
"Everyone Helps Me Build a Shrine": A calamity god becomes everyone's favorite in Yokohama and even gets a marriage proposal from a certain white-haired jujutsu sorcerer. Yato: Get a grip, everyone! I'm really not a god of fortune!
"They All Want to Carry Me": Infinite-flow survival game, battle royale. A Jujutsu High student who can't communicate, a sickly young man from the Armed Detective Agency wrapped in bandages, and me, forced to carry a sword. Weak, pitiful, and helpless, yet somehow coming in first every time x
"Assembling a Boy Band": A cursed speech user from Jujutsu High, a violent escapee and illusionist, Yokohama's Port Mafia, an office worker at a seafood company, a lazy bandage-wearing man from the Armed Detective Agency, a famous detective who can shrink and grow, and a phantom thief with a price on his head. The boy band I'm managing is the wildest one around!
If any of these appeal to you, please visit my profile and add them to your favorites. Muah~
Theme: Face yourself honestly to become a better person
I Became the Richest Man in the Galaxy by Just Slacking Off on Livestream
[The King's Avatar] Streamer Xiao Ye Takes on the Pro Scene
After Cheating on Both the Demon King and the Holy Son
[Full-Time] Meeting Regularly
The Black Magic Witch's Little Puppet
The Fan Favorite Vodka's Retirement Plan
My Archrival, the Demon Venerable, Has Fallen Deeply for Me
After Reuniting with the Geo Archon
Ghost Story Livestream, But My Brother Says Come Home for Dinner
Top of the Rankings, But Old, Weak, Sick, and Disabled [Infinite Flow]
The Money-Grubbing Black Cat Transmigrates into a Blackhearted Doctor with Superpowers
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Interesting. That is, it doesn't matter whether you die or not, what I care about is the land I stand on? It is the perspective of an outsider in the turbulence. Some people don't care about your life and death, and some people care too much. If you care too much, you must be referring to Gojo-sensei. I haven't thought of the category that I don't care about yet, but it's probably Chief Mori and other people. It does not belong to caring too much, nor does it belong to not caring. There is another level in between. The most basic thing is to care about the gear. In this position, if you die, I will be sad and sad for you, and I will work hard not to let you die. But if the other end of the scale is the burden of countless people, then I will still let you die even if I care about you. It's such a position. In my opinion, Chuuya and Ranpo's feelings for Kazuya have always been at the most basic level. Conan, Hattori and the others' feelings for Kazuya are even lower than caring about their rank. The people are more important. Dazai's feelings for Kazuya are indefinable. Does he care? Of course he cares, but if it comes to how he plans to 'deal' with Kazuya, it's impossible to say. The only one I can rely on in the world is Gojo Satoru. Because he was the only one who desperately didn't want Kazuya to die.
That unlucky guy is really Touko (horrified)
So the other world is the hunter
Although it's late, congratulations on the completion!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I won! What a surprise!
Gojo Satoru: "I want to dye this thing green"
Nice(????????)
There are some things I can't understand
Throw flowers! There is really no extra story. I'm really looking forward to Gojo Satoru seeing those photos.
Wish them happiness! Ahhhh, I love Kazuya so much! Mom's big boy!! (Error)