Western Crossover: I'm a Superhero Without Feelings

I'm dying. My friend said the title should be changed to "My Dad Hasn't Hit Me in Three Days" "I was such a fool, truly," Tony said, lifting his dull eyes before continuing. "I knew that on weekends, when Jessica couldn't find Connor at Mount Justice, she'd come to Avengers Tower. I didn't know she'd come on weekdays, too. I got up early one morning, opened the door, handed our Connor a training plan, and told him to do his daily exercises. He was such a good boy, always doing exactly what I said, so he went out. I was in the lab running experiments and working on plans. I called for Connor, but he didn't answer. I went out to look and saw his training clothes scattered all over the floor, but our Connor was nowhere to be found. He never went to play at anyone else's house; I asked everywhere, and sure enough, he wasn't there. I panicked and sent JARVIS out to look for him. JARVIS hesitated, and I knew something was wrong. Everyone said, 'Oh no, Jessica must have gotten him.' I went back in, and sure enough, there he was, lying in the room with his clothes in tatters and Jessica lying on top of him..." This novel is also known as #Why Is Connor Worried About His Last Name Again Today# #Some People Seem to Have No Mom, but Actually Have More Than One Dad# #I Left a Son This Big Right Here. Where's My Son?# A quick warning: Feel free to discuss ships in the comments, but don't push ships I haven't confirmed. If you want to drop the novel, just drop it. Don't come here telling me how to write. Theme: I want to become a better person