[Coming Soon: My Dad Got Snatched Again] A hot-tempered daughter and her crybaby dad are waiting eagerly in my author column. (Blurb below)
Blurb:
After transmigrating into a story as a doomed cannon-fodder character, Wen Ninghan starts making her life count from the moment she can toddle. While working hard to beat every plot-driven death flag, she also considers all the powerful allies she can make good use of, ahem, cooperate with.
For instance, the Crown Prince, who dies young because of his poor health; the Duke of Rong's household, thrown into chaos by a fight over the heirship; and Princess Huiling, whose scumbag father leaves her to die without a trace... and so on.
Of course, she can't miss the biggest and strongest ally of all: the heir of the Duke of Dingguo. In the original story, he drags his sickly body through a fight against the male and female leads all the way to the finale, only to die an unfortunate plot-driven death.
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Every doomed soul who escapes a plot-driven death creates more possibilities for the future.
Wen Ninghan had been quite confident in her calculations, until she realized the number of little kids gathering around her was growing and growing. Then she began to seriously doubt herself.
Good grief, the Crown Prince's precious son, the young master of the Duke of Rong's household, the Eighth Prince from the Cold Palace... What kind of lineup is this? It makes the cheap little brother who showed up on her doorstep seem downright unremarkable.
And besides, she hasn't even latched onto the heir of the Duke of Dingguo yet. How did he turn around and latch onto her instead?
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A once-renowned heir, now so frail he gasps with every step and coughs blood at the slightest breeze, shakes open the handkerchief in his hand. Everyone can see the bright red bloodstains on it.
"Since we're all doing this to bring someone good fortune, with me in this condition, surely Cousin Crown Prince won't mind letting me get a taste of that good fortune first."
Everyone: ???
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The Crown Prince, who has been pretending to be sick for so long he's nearly forgotten he's recovered, smiles and says, "I don't mind. Not one bit."
He's just waiting for the wedding banquet.
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Wen Ninghan, the sacrificial bride: So nobody cares what I think anymore, huh?
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[The heroine: sweet and harmless on the surface, but absolutely no pushover
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The scene-stealing hero: frail, coughing blood, looks like he won't make it till dawn, yet can fight better than anyone]
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Reading note: Under certain circumstances, the male lead can hear some of the heroine's snarky inner thoughts.
The cover character design is authorized by the wonderful San Mi. Don't be surprised if it looks familiar!
[Coming Soon in My Author Column, No. 1]: My Dad Got Snatched Again is waiting eagerly in my author column.
After transmigrating into a world at war, Dao Ling isn't even as tall as the fence yet, but she's already forced to take up the cleaver at home to protect her cheap dad from people with bad intentions.
It's all because her cheap dad is so stunningly beautiful and delicate as a willow, and such a crybaby that he bursts into tears at the drop of a hat. He can barely walk a few steps without leaning weakly against a wall. He's survived this long entirely thanks to everyone's kindness. When he runs into anyone with ill intentions, all he can do is surrender and await his fate. Every day, he's sprinting headlong toward losing his virtue.
"Da Ya, come quick! Your dad's been snatched by bandits again!"
"Boss, come quick! Your dad's been snatched by the soldiers again!"
"My lord, come quick! Your dad's been snatched by the enemy again!"
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This ridiculous world's standards of beauty are so normal that Dao Ling could cry, but why does everyone have the same bad habit of just snatching people? Officials and bandits alike, enemies and friends alike, women and even men alike!
Luckily, this body was born with superhuman strength, and her brains aren't too bad either. Still, every day she feels as if she's transmigrated into some kind of travelogue.
Cheap dad: Nannan, save me! QAQ
Dao Ling, always racing off to rescue her cheap dad, hefts her forty-meter cleaver and carves out a place for herself in this turbulent world.
Dao Ling: Dare to snatch my dad, and I'll snatch your whole realm!
Theme: Become a person of strong character, improve yourself through your own abilities, create opportunities, and make life better.
Didn't that scumbag dad at the beginning say that the third prince wanted his daughter to be his concubine? Then when I heard that her daughter was in contact with the fifth prince, I thought it was because the scumbag father didn't know and that they were in contact privately. But this one said that the emperor only had four sons, the prince, the third prince, the fourth prince, the fifth prince, and the eighth prince. Which one is the extra one? Or was it a typo before and the third prince was actually the fifth prince? After all, isn't it said that the fifth prince is already in contact with the uncle's house? But the previous picture also said that the third prince is taller, and also brought the fifth prince to compare. So the third prince in the front is actually not the fifth prince, but the fourth prince? What's going on? It's such a mess. I can't even get the characters right.
Let me go, can the author explain whether the third prince who was in contact with the scumbag father at the beginning of the article is the fifth prince here. The third prince mentioned before is not only young, but also has a concubine and a concubine in the hostess Xu's family. Now it is said that the fifth prince is in contact with the hostess's family. According to the age mentioned above, he is only about 20. Here it is said that the concubine is not yet there. After contacting the original heroine later, it is left to the original heroine. So who is the one who contacts the heroine's family? Did the three or five princes come to contact him, or was there just one in the first place? Are the third prince and the fifth prince the same person? There are also three princes in Chapter 4, but here in Chapter 15 there are only four emperors, the prince, the fourth and eighth princes, is the third prince dead? Ah, the characters are so messed up. After seeing the plot, I feel like I want to continue reading. But when I think about the characters who can't figure it out, oh, I hope the author will pay attention to it.
I'm still not satisfied! Sprinkle flowers, sprinkle flowers~~
Where is the legendary extra [Spread your hands]
Didn't that scumbag dad at the beginning say that the third prince wanted his daughter to be his concubine? Then when I heard that her daughter was in contact with the fifth prince, I thought it was because the scumbag father didn't know and that they were in contact privately. But this one said that the emperor only had four sons, the prince, the third prince, the fourth prince, the fifth prince, and the eighth prince. Which one is the extra one? Or was it a typo before and the third prince was actually the fifth prince? After all, isn't it said that the fifth prince is already in contact with the uncle's house? But the previous picture also said that the third prince is taller, and also brought the fifth prince to compare. So the third prince in the front is actually not the fifth prince, but the fourth prince? What's going on? It's such a mess. I can't even get the characters right.
Let me go, can the author explain whether the third prince who was in contact with the scumbag father at the beginning of the article is the fifth prince here. The third prince mentioned before is not only young, but also has a concubine and a concubine in the hostess Xu's family. Now it is said that the fifth prince is in contact with the hostess's family. According to the age mentioned above, he is only about 20. Here it is said that the concubine is not yet there. After contacting the original heroine later, it is left to the original heroine. So who is the one who contacts the heroine's family? Did the three or five princes come to contact him, or was there just one in the first place? Are the third prince and the fifth prince the same person? There are also three princes in Chapter 4, but here in Chapter 15 there are only four emperors, the prince, the fourth and eighth princes, is the third prince dead? Ah, the characters are so messed up. After seeing the plot, I feel like I want to continue reading. But when I think about the characters who can't figure it out, oh, I hope the author will pay attention to it.
I'm still not satisfied! Sprinkle flowers, sprinkle flowers~~
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