2025.6.2 First Draft of Copywriting
Fairy Wentian Zong Linxi lost her memory again, and this time she even forgot that she was the strongest swordsman in the sect.
Flying with a sword can make him fall off the mountain. He can't tell the difference between fairy grass and poisonous grass, and he almost falls to the point where he can't take care of himself.
All the immortal friends: Fortunately, she has several good apprentices who are filial and can provide for her in old age.
Feng Linxi, who had just traveled through time and was still adapting to his new identity, looked at the "good" disciples under his sect and felt that his future life would be like the surface of the moon, full of pits.
I don't know what criteria I used to select my disciples, and how I was able to accurately select these "sons of destiny".
The eldest disciple was born with a sword that was both beautiful and powerful, and everyone who came close to him would become unfortunate. In the end, everyone betrayed their relatives and left the sword, giving birth to inner demons, and perished together with the world.
Feng Linxi: [Probably my biggest misfortune is that I see this slim waist and abdominal muscles but don't have the chance to touch them...]
Big Disciple:? ? ?
[Should I say it or not, I can give birth to inner demons and play with myself to death. This child's psychological endurance is not good. Instead of inflicting internal damage on himself, it is better to inflict external damage on others. If someone else is unfortunate, what does it have to do with him?
Great Disciple:...
The second apprentice's half-demon body was difficult to cultivate, and he was incompatible with the disciples around him and had a withdrawn personality. His biggest wish in this life was to remove his own demon bones and demon blood and become a human completely. However, things always went against his wishes and he eventually became a demon king, and then led the demon race and the human race to fight.
Feng Linxi: [Can I also have these fluffy ears and fluffy tail? Plush lovers simply can't stand it! If it could be turned into a prototype, I don't know how popular it would be!
Second Disciple:? ? ?
[What's so good about becoming a human! It's obvious that those people have no discernment and don't know how good-looking this child is! Also, knowing clearly that those monsters treat him as a tool, yet giving up his life for a little bit of hypocritical kindness, how can he bully this child who lacks love!
Second Disciple:...
The third apprentice has a voluptuous figure and beautiful appearance, but has a strong personality and cannot tolerate any sand in his eyes. He has been misunderstood and criticized for many years, but he is willing to fall into the devil for the sake of his duplicitous "best friend" and will never recover.
Feng Linxi: [This waist! These legs! This... Hiss, this tragic and beautiful appearance that splits the sky! Do all people in the world of immortality eat so well?
Third Disciple:? ? ?
[She is just a bit stupid. It's not her fault that she is beautiful. Why does she feel inferior because of her appearance? Her beauty is absolute justice! And this kid has poor eyesight, what kind of best friend is he? Be a boudoir! It's simply poisonous! It's only because she's never had good food that she feels like people are treating her well!
Third Disciple:...
Good guy, the fourth disciple is a good cultivator of demons with an innate demon body, and the fifth disciple's innocent body is destined to be a Buddha...
[The personnel of this division alone is enough to organize several world wars——]
Disciples:...
The disciples discovered that after the Master lost his memory this time, as long as they had a slight contact with the Master, they could hear the Master's voice that exploded in their lives under the cold and relegated appearance.
Actually, they don't really want to hear it——
Feng Linxi: I didn't do anything. Why do the disciples look at me so strangely?
Immortals: You didn't do anything, but your disciples are about to flatten the world.
Disciples: When you don't really want to listen to Master's voice at home, you can only go outside and eliminate the "pits" that Master dislikes the most.
——This world is in tatters, who is mending it?
Purpose: Everyone has a suitable position for themselves, and everyone can live their own wonderful life