I Have a Special Technique for Squatting in Corners

[Advance collection of "Alchemy is an Endangered Profession" and "Disciples Can Hear My Voice After Amnesia" are waiting for food in the column. (See text below)] Copywriting of this article: Qian Miao felt that she must have been a mushroom in her previous life. She did not inherit any other talents. She only retained the habit of squatting in dark corners. Only in a dark and humid environment could she breathe reassuring air. The words related to her that she hears most often in the sect are "Qianmo why are you here!" "Qianmo, when did you come here!" "Where did Qianmo go!" "Has anyone seen Qianmo!" "Why is Qianmo missing again!" Yes, the dark little mushroom is so inconspicuous, disappearing from everyone's sight anytime and anywhere. Even Qian Mi himself did not expect that his habit of squatting in corners would actually bring about another unexpected gain. I casually squatted in the grass and heard two unknown senior brothers discussing bad things. They wanted to drug the senior sister on the hilltop next door and then act like a hero to save the beauty. Qianmo thought for a while and took the time to throw a small note into the senior sister's yard. Later, I heard that two unknown disciples were being hunted by a certain senior sister for thirty thousand miles. A shallow mushroom hides merit and fame. Squatting casually in the corner of the playground, she heard two unfamiliar elders discussing how to find more resources for their son, but Qianmo was surprised. Why was the "son"'s parents she knew not the two people they communicated with? Qian Miao hesitated for a moment, then casually threw a small note on the long table of the wronged elder. Not long after, I heard that a certain person's son was thrown off a mountain, and a certain person's parents were beaten until one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven. Qian Mushroom: A little panicked. As soon as I squatted at the inn, I heard two servants passing by discussing how to deceive the real young master who had finally found him, so as to drive a wedge between him and his relatives, and achieve the fake young master's ulterior motives. Qian Miao pondered for a moment, and then sent a small note to a certain young master who had not yet had time to recognize his ancestor and return to his clan. Soon after, I heard that the real and fake young master of a certain family were in trouble. The real master had an absolute advantage and beat the fake young master with ulterior motives into a lost cause. Qian Mushroom: That's wonderful. I squatted casually in the secret realm and heard two unconventional sect disciples discussing how to join forces with other sects to kill the newly released top talent and steal the opponent's opportunity. Qian Miao: How can this be done! Now the top one on the list of geniuses is her senior brother from the same sect! As a result, before the small note was sent out, he was caught, and by the way, he watched the Tianjiao Senior Brother kill everyone at close range. Qian Miao: Hey, it's so awesome! Since then, Qian Mou, who likes to squat in the corner, has a large pendant next to him, and the melon seeds in his hand no longer smell good. "Senior brother, have you noticed that all my talents have disappeared because of your presence?" "Maybe it's just that we're not close enough and your talent can't cover me?" "Obviously, senior brother, you are so shining that no one can ignore your brilliance." Even her little mushroom was exposed to the tearing light. Qian Miao only felt it was difficult to breathe. "Then if you work harder, you can hide the light in me!" "... No, senior brother, I just want to ask you to stay away for a little bit." At least let her avoid this dazzling light and be alone in the darkness. "Do you want more melon seeds? Today they have a new flavor." Qian Mushroom: "I want..." A certain Tianjiao smiled and said nothing: It is impossible to stay away, not at all. ——And some are destined not to take you to the sunshine, but just want to accompany you in the shadows. ======= ======= [Column Advance Collection No. 1]: "After Amnesia, My Disciples Can Hear My Heart" is waiting for food in the column—— Fairy Wentian Zong Linxi lost her memory again, and this time she even forgot that she was the strongest swordsman in the sect. Flying with a sword can make him fall off the mountain. He can't tell the difference between fairy grass and poisonous grass, and he almost falls to the point where he can't take care of himself. All the immortal friends: Fortunately, she has several good apprentices who are filial and can provide for her in old age. Feng Linxi, who had just traveled through time and was still adapting to his new identity, looked at the "good" disciples under his sect and felt that his future life would be like the surface of the moon, full of pits. I don't know what criteria I used to select my disciples, and how I was able to accurately select these "sons of destiny". The eldest disciple was born with a sword that was both beautiful and powerful, and everyone who came close to him would become unfortunate. In the end, everyone betrayed their relatives and left the sword, giving birth to inner demons, and perished together with the world. Feng Linxi: [Probably my biggest misfortune is that I see this slim waist and abdominal muscles but don't have the chance to touch them...] Big Disciple:? ? ? [Should I say it or not, I can give birth to inner demons and play with myself to death. This child's psychological endurance is not good. Instead of inflicting internal damage on himself, it is better to inflict external damage on others. If someone else is unfortunate, what does it have to do with him? Great Disciple:... The second apprentice's half-demon body was difficult to cultivate, and he was incompatible with the disciples around him and had a withdrawn personality. His biggest wish in this life was to remove his own demon bones and demon blood and become a human completely. However, things always went against his wishes and he eventually became a demon king, and then led the demon race and the human race to fight. Feng Linxi: [Can I also have these fluffy ears and fluffy tail? Plush lovers simply can't stand it! If it could be turned into a prototype, I don't know how popular it would be! Second Disciple:? ? ? [What's so good about becoming a human! It's obvious that those people have no discernment and don't know how good-looking this child is! Also, knowing clearly that those monsters treat him as a tool, yet giving up his life for a little bit of hypocritical kindness, how can he bully this child who lacks love! Second Disciple:... The third apprentice has a voluptuous figure and beautiful appearance, but has a strong personality and cannot tolerate any sand in his eyes. He has been misunderstood and criticized for many years, but he is willing to fall into the devil for the sake of his duplicitous "best friend" and will never recover. Feng Linxi: [This waist! These legs! This... Hiss, this tragic and beautiful appearance that splits the sky! Do all people in the world of immortality eat so well? Third Disciple:? ? ? [She is just a bit stupid. It's not her fault that she is beautiful. Why does she feel inferior because of her appearance? Her beauty is absolute justice! And this kid has poor eyesight, what kind of best friend is he? Be a boudoir! It's simply poisonous! It's only because she's never had good food that she feels like people are treating her well! Third Disciple:... Good guy, the fourth disciple is a good cultivator of demons with an innate demon body, and the fifth disciple's innocent body is destined to be a Buddha... [The personnel of this division alone is enough to organize several world wars——] Disciples:... The disciples discovered that after the Master lost his memory this time, as long as they had a slight contact with the Master, they could hear the Master's voice that exploded in their lives under the cold and relegated appearance. Actually, they don't really want to hear it—— Feng Linxi: I didn't do anything. Why do the disciples look at me so strangely? Immortals: You didn't do anything, but your disciples are about to flatten the world. Disciples: When you don't really want to listen to Master's voice at home, you can only go outside and eliminate the "pits" that Master dislikes the most. ——This world is in tatters, who is mending it? ====== Purpose: Don't do good deeds because they are small, and don't do evil because they are small.