[The Grave Robbers' Chronicles] Are You a Melonhead?!

The Iron Triangle are practically celebrities in their line of work.

The extraordinary fighter, the Bottle of Oil.

The calm and collected Third Master.

The sharp-eyed, money-loving Wang Pangzi.

To people in the know, every member of the Iron Triangle is practically a god!

But to Ruan Wei, all of that is fake!

They're just three idiots!

One is a professional walking encyclopedia. Catch him and you'll get a barrage of what, why, and how.

One is a professional missing person. In no time, everyone is asking, "Where's Xiaoge?" "Where did Xiaoge go?" "Where's Xiaoge hiding?"

One is a professional money-grubber. "Hey, how much is this worth?" "Is this valuable?" "Good stuff, we're taking it all!"

If there were room, Wang Pangzi would probably pry up the floorboards and take those, too!

Furious, Ruan Xiaowei posted the above to her social media feed and tagged everyone involved.

Wang Pangzi replied:

"Wei, first of all, those floorboards aren't worth anything."

What+Why+How replied:

"My reputation is ruined!"

The Bottle of Oil replied:

"I haven't gone missing." Then he quietly liked Xiaowei's post.

Warnings:

1. The whole cast can be read as romantic or familial pairings with the heroine. You can think of all of them as male leads. If you can't accept that, this story isn't for you.

2. This is a silly comedy. Lots of other authors have written serious stories, so I wanted to do something lighthearted.

3. The heroine is a local, not someone who transmigrated or was reborn! She doesn't know the original story!

4. Characters who died in the original story will still meet the same fate here!

5. The original belongs to Uncle San, and the fanfic belongs to me. The characters might be a little out of character.

Theme: We don't rob tombs. We're just relic movers.