Princess Kaguya Wants Nothing to Do with Infrastructure

To gain her freedom, she has to complete the dog System's mission: "Bring peace to the world and unite the martial world." Newly installed ruler of the Land of Rain, Princess Kaguya is already tearing her hair out again today.

Running a country is seriously hard!!!

The common folk can't afford to eat.

Princess Kaguya: I'll teach you to grow rice, potatoes, and sweet potatoes! Raise chickens, ducks, and rabbits! It's just food, isn't it? Everyone, get eating!

The common folk are dirt poor.

Princess Kaguya: Want to get rich? Build roads first! Then mine, sell grain, and trade! I'll fleece every other country bald! And don't think the ninjas' purses are off-limits!

The common folk are pathetically weak.

Princess Kaguya: I'll pin Muzan down. How about you, Demon Slayer Corps, come teach our people how to exercise when you have a free moment?

The common folk are spiritually unfulfilled.

Princess Kaguya: Get Red Sorghum singing! Open theaters and cinemas! Make novels and comics! We might as well open a dance club too. You drunks over there, let's talk. Your spot in Oeyama looks pretty good to me.

Just as the Land of Rain's distinctive socialism is finally established, someone starts looking for trouble.

The Lands of Wind, Fire, Lightning, Earth, and Water: "The Land of Rain is thriving! Let's team up and raid it!"

After Black Zetsu, the Land of Rain's intelligence general who lurked underground, quietly sent back the news, this was what was said at the country's meeting:

Special forces members: Baldy in a Cape, the Five-Yen God, the Oeyama Demon Squad, and the Hashira of the Demon Slayer Corps: "A war? Did anyone ask what we think?"

The Uchiha bunnies, the Uzumaki who only know sealing, the handful of Senju kittens, the Hyuga who roll their eyes, the Takeuchi who like playing with bones, the Yuki who eat shaved ice, the Ino-Shika-Cho who huddle together for warmth, and the naturally mutated Libra: all sneered in unison. "Attack our Land of Rain? They must be trying really hard to make us laugh."

Meanwhile, Kakuzu, the finance minister sitting alone beside Princess Kaguya, said nothing... Let them come! We'll definitely make a fortune! This is a great deal!

Also known as: Princess Kaguya Only Wants to Make Money Today, Don't Ask, It's Just Our Distinctive Socialism, The Whole Country Is Farming

Former title: The Land of Rain Will Never Give Up!

Content warnings:

1. The old guard, including the Third Hokage of Konoha, will be portrayed negatively!!!

2. The pairing of Shikamaru and Temari might be broken up, maybe!!! Don't read if you don't like that!! Comments giving malicious low ratings because of this will be deleted on sight!

3. Most of the story is about Naruto characters building infrastructure and farming!!! The second major focus is Demon Slayer, and the third is the land of yokai.

4. This is an everyone-survives AU for Demon Slayer!! Nobody is allowed to die!!!!

5. The author knows their writing isn't great, but please don't offer unsolicited advice. Corrections are welcome.

6. The beginning is a bit of a wilderness survival solo act and might be boring. If you don't like it, you can jump straight to Chapter 14. You won't miss much.

7. The male lead is a tool character with little screen time. For now, it's Madara, though that might change later. Feel free to place your bets~

8. Characters from some other anime will make cameo appearances! Think of it as Gugu wanting to play gacha with you~

Thanks to Ms. Mei San for making the cover!

Finally!!! Please, please add this to your collection!!!!

(Note: Selling, hunting, and eating wild animals are bad things to do!!)

Theme: The proper use of chakra: perfect clean energy!