[Ne Zha] Ten Ways to Eat Lotus Root

Before meeting Nezha, Luoshen's mind was full of the Compendium of Materia Medica, the Complete Book of Herbs, the Yellow Emperor's Inner Canon, and lists of incompatible herbs.

After meeting Nezha...

All of that turned into 108 Ways to Soothe a Brat, The Complete Guide to Turning Brats into Good Kids, What to Do When You Have a Brat at Home, and Ways to Calm a Brat Down.

Then Luoshen began researching how to get the brat to love studying.

After that, feeling like she was already halfway to becoming a full-time mom, Luoshen started researching how the brat could defy fate and rebuild his body.

Finally, the brat grew up...

And Luoshen started researching...

Research what, my foot!

Luoshen, whose back and legs were still aching today, bit down on the blanket and glared furiously at the person beside her. He had pinned her hair beneath him and was sleeping soundly, his arms wrapped tightly around her waist in an utterly domineering pose. She sank into a life-or-death quandary.

What's for dinner tonight?

How about making a pot of pork rib and lotus root soup, then stir-frying some spicy and sour lotus root slices? No, wait, should I steam it or slice it? Maybe I should just mash the lotus root, add some cumin, and it'll probably taste great :)