My Ex Can Only Tell Me to Stop Fooling Around

The novel is complete! The whole story costs just over three yuan, so feel free to give it a try, my dears. Also, please add my upcoming novels, A Match Made in Heaven and After Winning Her Back, My Wife Lost Her Memory, to your reading lists. Please, please! Their blurbs are at the very bottom. Mwah, mwah, mwah!

Yu Zhixiang had been in love with Jiang Wangnian for years. She had watched him share romantic moments with another girl, and seen him heartbroken when they broke up.

She knew he had agreed to be with her only to forget his ex, but Yu Zhixiang still threw herself into the relationship, always thinking that even if he was an iceberg, one day she would melt him.

When Jiang Wangnian's ex came back, it seemed everything had returned to square one.

On her birthday, she waited until the candles had burned down and the ice cream cake had completely melted, but Jiang Wangnian never wished her a happy birthday. All she got was, "Zhixiang, Yaoyao is sick. I have to take care of her."

She asked him to keep his distance from his ex. In response, he gave her a disappointed, cold look and said, "Yu Zhixiang, don't make a scene."

At last, Yu Zhixiang gave up.

People in their circle joked that when Yu Zhixiang's name was paired with Jiang Wangnian's, the four characters that came to mind were "wishful thinking."

Later, people said the "xiang" in Yu Zhixiang's name didn't mean "wishful thinking." To him, it meant "words never forgotten will surely find an answer."

Yan Qingchen was a madman, but Yu Zhixiang was his weakness.

P.S. This is a slow-burn story, and the full manuscript is complete!

The male lead is not Jiang Wangnian.

My dears, please add A Match Made in Heaven to your reading lists. Please, please! Mwah!

Before he built a successful career, Mr. Qin was a penniless young man. Rumor had it that the heiress Sang Zhi of a wealthy family in City A pursued him relentlessly. He eventually fell for her and let her win him over, only to discover that she had chased him because of a bet. The heiress even mocked him in front of everyone, saying a poor boy like him could never be worthy of her, and that she was only playing with him.

Miss Shu had been in love for years with her childhood friend Song Zhiye, a boy from a family on equal footing with hers.

When her parents' relationship fell apart and her family was shattered, he was the one who watched the stars with her all night.

But everything changed after a soft-spoken, adorable transfer student named Ruan Xia arrived at school.

Song Zhiye, who had never listened when Miss Shu urged him to study, suddenly picked up a book one morning and asked the transfer student for help with a problem.

The transfer student started talking to her. Miss Shu hadn't done anything, but the girl began to cry, shedding a few tears. Song Zhiye shielded Ruan Xia and pointed at Miss Shu, asking, "What did you do to her this time?"

Song Zhiye had never forgotten her birthday before, but this time he did. Instead, he posted a picture of a cake on his social media, marking the hundredth day since he and Ruan Xia had met.

Mr. Qin, who had been played, and Miss Shu, whose love life had gone sour, hit it off after their college entrance exams and decided to get together. Everyone thought they were only consoling each other and would break up sooner or later.

But then... a month later, they both got into the best university in the country.

Two years later... they competed in all kinds of contests and won prize after prize.

Three years later... Miss Shu started a postgraduate research program, and Mr. Qin launched a business.

Six years later... Miss Shu began a doctoral program, and Mr. Qin's company was worth hundreds of billions.

Just then, Sang Zhi came back. It turned out her family had gone bankrupt years earlier, leaving her destitute and deeply in debt. There were also rumors that she had had some other reason for playing with Mr. Qin's feelings.

Song Zhiye came back, too. He had broken up with Ruan Xia and got drunk at a bar, saying he regretted everything and missed his childhood friend.

The onlookers all assumed Mr. Qin and Miss Shu would break up. They had only settled for each other, and now that their true loves were back, they would each return to the right person. After all, Mr. Qin had heard Sang Zhi say with his own ears that she had only been playing with him, yet he had still begged her not to leave with tears in his eyes. Miss Shu, too, had kissed Song Zhiye forcefully through her tears when he was about to go abroad.

Rumors spread like wildfire through their circle, but the two at the center of them went on as usual. They cooked together, washed the dishes together, and then Miss Shu curled up in Mr. Qin's arms to watch TV.

Only after their day off had ended did Miss Shu yawn and ask him, "Are we going to break up? I heard that when you and Sang Zhi broke up, you begged her not to leave with tears in your eyes."

At the same time, Mr. Qin straightened Miss Shu's crooked collar and asked, "I heard that before Song Zhiye went abroad, you kissed him forcefully through your tears. Now he's back. Are we going to break up?"

They exchanged a look. At the same time, Miss Shu grabbed Mr. Qin by the collar and kissed him hard, cutting off the words he was about to say: "No, but I want to beg you not to leave."

What do you mean they settled for each other? They're a match made in heaven!

Blurb for After Winning Her Back, My Wife Lost Her Memory:

Ning Yeye lost her memory. Her recollections stopped at the moment she learned that Yi Lianshen had treated her as a stand-in for his first love. Looking at her beautiful face, still radiant despite the bandage wrapped around her forehead, she finally came to her senses.

Was being a rising star not good enough? Was an award-winning actress's crown not impressive enough? Were the young men in the entertainment industry not adorable enough? Why on earth had she been so determined to cling to Yi Lianshen, that crooked tree? Wouldn't it be better to focus on her career?

But why was that jerk Yi Lianshen still haunting her?

Just as she was named a rising star and planned to be paired with an award-winning actor to stir up dating rumors, Yi Lianshen bought the agency she worked for. The first rule he announced for its employees was: Artists under contract are forbidden from being paired with other stars to stir up dating rumors.

Just as she was gearing up to film a kissing scene with a popular young actor, Yi Lianshen made a round of the set as an investor. Her kissing scene with the male lead turned into a bed scene between him and the second female lead.

From the male lead's perspective: Yi Lianshen had brought everything on himself, making Ning Yeye believe he saw her as a stand-in for his first love. After she gave up and left him, he went through hell trying to win her back, and eventually managed to do it.

On the way to register their marriage, Ning Yeye lost her memory after kissing him beneath a streetlight that fell out of the sky and hit her. As luck would have it, her memories reverted to the moment she learned he had treated her as his first love's stand-in.

After losing her memory, Ning Yeye focused only on her career and flirted with young hunks.

Yi Lianshen lifted her to the throne of Best Actress. As for the cute young men, Yi Lianshen gazed deeply at Ning Yeye, radiant in a backless red dress, and said, "Woof."

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