No Intimacy Allowed

Upcoming novels: A Match Made in Heaven and My Amnesiac Boyfriend Thinks I'm His Ex-Girlfriend's Stand-In. Please, please, my darlings, add them to your collections!

Novel blurb:

Su Nanfeng is a top-tier star, gentle and refined, with exceptional charisma. Most importantly, his acting is superb, and he's famous for getting every scene right in one take. There's just one thing people criticize him for: he uses a stand-in for intimate scenes, and to this day he hasn't even given away his first on-screen kiss.

But!!!

At a variety show's opening performance, the star who never even held a female celebrity's hand actually took the hand of Qiao Xixi, the third female lead in his new drama. He even put an arm around her waist and danced a steamy, close-contact number with her. During the final part, Qiao Xixi pressed close to his ear and silently mouthed a word.

His fans were grinding their teeth and sharpening their knives, ready to go after Qiao Xixi for riding his coattails and stealing his first handhold and first embrace.

Out of jealousy, the fans watched the opening performance again and again. After comparing Qiao Xixi's lip movements, they finally realized, in disbelief, that the word she'd said to him was... “Get lost!”

Then, following one clue after another, the fans discovered that Su Nanfeng and Qiao Xixi hadn't used a stand-in for their kissing scene!

After years of leaving his Weibo account inactive and only posting when it was work-related, Su Nanfeng finally posted something unrelated to work: “Be good, Xixi. Is minus five centimeters enough?”

His fans were stunned!

They turned around and tearfully lined up to beg Qiao Xixi to take their idol: “His looks make up for his shortcoming! Xixi, ball ball, please don't hate him. We'll always have your back!”

Qiao Xixi: ???

They say the distance between the chest and the heart is five centimeters, and I want to live in your heart.

Blurb for My Amnesiac Boyfriend Thinks I'm His Ex-Girlfriend's Stand-In:

Chu Xiuhuai lost his memory. Specifically, he remembers everyone except Tang Qingning.

Then he happens to see on TV that his ex-girlfriend, who left him to pursue Hollywood, has returned to the country. It dawns on him: Tang Qingning must be a stand-in for the ex-girlfriend he found.

So when someone tells him that Tang Qingning is his girlfriend,

Chu Xiuhuai refuses to believe it, even at gunpoint. “If Tang Qingning were my girlfriend, I'd kneel on a durian in front of her right now. The truth is, she's just a stand-in I hired.”

By chance, Tang Qingning hears this while bringing him some congee. Without changing her expression, she tips the packaged congee into the trash. You jerk. What do you need congee for? Drink air!

Later...

Chu Xiuhuai stands in the supermarket holding a durian. “Honey, can we pick a softer one?”

Tang Qingning smiles without warmth. “Who's your honey? I'm just the stand-in you hired.”

I forgot you, but I never forgot that I loved you.

P.S. Though the male lead has amnesia, he doesn't fall for his ex-girlfriend.

Honey, if I have to kneel on a durian, can we pick a softer one?

Blurb for After Winning Her Back the Hard Way, My Wife Lost Her Memory:

Ning Yeye has lost her memory. Her memories only go as far back as when Yi Lianchen treated her like a stand-in for his one true love. Looking at her beautiful face, still stunning despite the bandages wrapped around her forehead, she finally sees the light.

Are today's top young actresses not good enough? Is an award-winning actress's crown not glamorous enough? Are the young heartthrobs of the entertainment industry not sweet enough? Why be hung up on Yi Lianchen, that crooked tree of a man! Wouldn't it be better to focus on her career?

But why does that jerk Yi Lianchen keep haunting her?

Just as she becomes a top young actress and plans to pair up with an award-winning actor to start a dating rumor, Yi Lianchen buys the agency she works for. His first new employee rule is: “Artists under this agency are forbidden from pairing up with other celebrities or starting dating rumors.”

Just as she rolls up her sleeves, ready to film a kissing scene with a popular young actor, Yi Lianchen, as an investor, takes a turn around the set. Her kissing scene with the male lead turns into a bed scene between the male lead and the second female lead.

From the male lead's perspective: Yi Lianchen's own stupidity made Ning Yeye think he saw her as a stand-in for his one true love. Only after Ning Yeye gave up on him and left did he realize he was panicking. After a long, hard campaign to win her back, he finally got her back.

On their way to register their marriage, Ning Yeye is struck with amnesia when a streetlight falls out of nowhere and hits her while she and Yi Lianchen are kissing beneath it. As luck would have it, her memories go back to the moment she learned he had treated her as a stand-in for his one true love.

Now that she's lost her memory, Ning Yeye only wants to build her career and flirt with young heartthrobs.

Yi Lianchen propels her to the pinnacle of her career and makes her an award-winning actress. As for the young heartthrob, Yi Lianchen gazes deeply at Ning Yeye, radiant in a red backless dress, and says, “Woof.” Am I not sweet enough?

Yi Lianchen's tearful lesson: Streetlights are dangerous, so be careful when kissing beneath them.

Theme: Love and responsibility