Awakening as a Tool in a Tragic Romance

A not-so-good master seme x a refined, gentle, black-hearted lotus senior disciple

What is a disciple? A disciple is the wife I found for myself, of course. (Laughs)

[One]

As the senior disciple of his sect, Shen Lanshan has diligently looked after his junior disciples for several hundred years. Lately, he may have worked himself into an injury, because a few lines of flying text have appeared above his head.

[Can this cannon fodder get lost already? Hurry up and leave the story. I want to watch the seme and uke fall in love.]

[This senior disciple is such a nuisance. He has no sense of timing and has interrupted their flirting so many times. Without him, their romance would probably be much further along.]

[The author spoiled that he's not long for this world. Hehe.]

A System suddenly appears: Congratulations, you've been bound to the Cannon Fodder Self-Rescue System. In this world, the protagonists falling in love is the top priority. I'd betray the whole world for you, and to protect you, I'd destroy it too! To stay alive, Host, do your best to help them get together and safeguard their love~

Shen Lanshan feels a little dejected.

So all his painstaking guidance has been nothing but an obstacle to love in his junior disciples' eyes.

So every living, breathing person in this world is ultimately destined to be sacrificed for their love.

So...

Shen Lanshan smiles bitterly. "I understand. I'll do my best to help them get together."

But...

Why should I?

[Two]

"Demon Heart" is a wildly popular danmei novel, centered on the tortured romance between its seme and uke. It's drawn in a huge readership.

Recently, however, the comments have taken a turn.

At first:

[I was wondering why the senior disciple kept interrupting them. Turns out he's interested in the uke! Seme, watch out, you've got a rival!]

[I'm so into gentle senior disciple semes!]

[I'm so done with their tortured romance. It's been three hundred chapters, they've already kissed, and they're still wondering if they love each other. Senior disciple, hurry up and take the uke away!]

Then:

[Something's not right. None of this is right... I can understand the uke falling for the senior disciple, but why is the seme falling for him too?]

[Has anyone seen the character art? Who could resist a face like that?!]

[Our Senior Brother Shen is exactly this kind of irresistible incubus, hehehe.]

And later:

[You're telling me the guy who has all the great clans dancing in the palm of his hand is the same Senior Brother Shen who wouldn't even dare kill a chicken?!]

[He gets three birds with one stone, setting several immortal sects against each other while he reaps the rewards. What a scheme...]

The comment feed erupts:

[Shen Lanshan is playing this whole bunch of hopeless romantics like dogs!!!]

The System stares wide-eyed at the feverish discussion and the increasingly deranged plot.

That works?!

[Three]

In this chaotic cultivation world, where human life is worth less than grass, some people slaughter an entire city to make a Ten Thousand Souls Banner, while others sacrifice all living beings to resurrect their beloved.

Only Shen Lanshan treats people like people.

But there are always those who want to drag this savior from his pedestal and lock him in a gilded cage.

Shen Lanshan glances at the screen full of red comments.

[Run!]

[Your master wants to ********]

[Run!!!]

Run?

That's not his style.

He drinks every last drop of the love potion his master offers him. Blurry-eyed with intoxication, he grabs his master's collar.

"My dear master, what other tricks do you have? Bring them all on."

Theme: Everyone should be brave at least once in their life