My Nonhuman Girlfriend

Coming soon in my author page: My Ex's Mom and I Got Together [Book Transmigration]. If you're interested, go check it out~

Blurb:

A penniless rich-family scion, a truly crazy, outrageously seductive painter whose charm could break legs [Fu Zixu] vs. a fiery, stunning, silly and salty fake mermaid, real dragon princess [Ao You]

#A cheeky top who treats a mermaid like a pet fish x a proud, hot-tempered bottom who's always wary of humans#

The rain poured down. Fu Zixu was so broke she couldn't even afford an umbrella. She nearly got killed in the street when a fish fell out of the sky and landed on her. Looking at the dead fish on the ground, Fu Zixu couldn't stop the tears from welling up at the corners of her mouth.

Muttering about hoping for a better next life, she rushed home with a crazed grin and started sharpening her knife.

Once the knife was sharp, she turned around. The fish she'd left in the sink had vanished. In its place stood a stunning young woman, glaring at her with a threatening look. Behind her, a huge, gorgeous fish tail swayed slowly, then swung hard at Fu Zixu.

Before she was knocked unconscious, Fu Zixu thought: ???

Where's my fish?!

*

On her first day on land, Ao You had an important mission to fulfill. Instead, she ran into a lunatic. After the lunatic woke up from being knocked out, she didn't even act curious about Ao You. She just hugged her phone and fiddled with it.

Ao You leaned over to look. The search history on the screen read: What's the tastiest way to cook a mermaid? Is it illegal to eat a mermaid? How many years in prison would you get for eating a mermaid? Is prison food any good? ...

Furious, Ao You pinned the human against the wall. "I'll eat you right now!"

Fu Zixu looked serious. "Um... Do mermaids eat people raw? Wouldn't their clothes affect the taste?"

Ao You: ...

*

Fu Zixu had always thought of herself as keeping a violent emergency ration, until one day someone stole her emergency ration.

Fu Zixu was furious.

She burned down the research facility and rescued her mermaid. Watching pearls roll down that usually proud face, Fu Zixu felt her long-dead heart ache. She pulled Ao You into her arms and gently soothed her. "Don't cry, don't cry. Let's go home."

#I heard you wanted to eat me too?#

#I only meant to eat a fish, but ended up finding a wife#

#A guide to raising a mermaid#

#The truth is, I'm a billionaire#

#The painter and her muse#

Here's the new cover! The character on it was drawn by the lovely reader with the super-long name. Thank you so much!

Reader's Guide↓↓↓

★1. The setting is entirely fictional, with mountains of personal headcanons.

★2. Ao You's true form is half-dragon, half-human. Due to special circumstances, she temporarily has a fish tail. Her father is the Dragon King. [All of this is a personal headcanon, in bold and underlined!]

*Content warning: Fu Zixu is genuinely insane, with impaired perception and a lack of emotions.

Next up: My Ex's Mom and I Got Together [Book Transmigration]. Here's the blurb:

Cool, domineering beauty CEO (Shu Yueqing) vs. carefree, lustful award-winning actress (Huo Qingzhuo)

Huo Qingzhuo entered the entertainment industry at seventeen. After years of hard work, she won the Best Actress award at twenty-seven. As she stood on the stage, before she could even give her acceptance speech, a chandelier suddenly fell and crushed her to death.

When she woke up again, Huo Qingzhuo discovered that she'd transmigrated into the script of a girls' love drama she'd once turned down. She'd become the vicious supporting character who died young and shared her name.

The original story was a school romance about a playboy changing her ways. The protagonist, Shen Junfu, was a woman who had countless admirers, fell for one person after another, and broke one heart after another. Then she met her true love, Wei Qingqing, repented, emptied her fish pond, and embarked on a journey to win her back.

The original character was Shen Junfu's last girlfriend before she turned over a new leaf. She was timid and insecure, loved Shen Junfu desperately, and gave up all her self-respect for her. But when Wei Qingqing transferred to their school, Shen Junfu fell for her instantly and broke up with the original character despite her tearful pleas. From then on, the original character hated Wei Qingqing and set off down the road of a vicious supporting character bent on ruining herself.

Thinking of the original character's tragic ending in the story, being kidnapped in Wei Qingqing's place and dying by accident, Huo Qingzhuo sighed. She immediately decided to break up with the protagonist to stay safe, then return to her old career. She hadn't even had time to enjoy her Best Actress trophy!

But the world's plot got in her way at the very first step. She couldn't break up with her girlfriend and got into a car accident instead.

Lying in the hospital, Huo Qingzhuo looked at the woman standing guard by her bed.

Huo Qingzhuo: "Sis, can I get a chance with you?"

Later, Huo Qingzhuo watched her arrogant, obnoxious ex stand obediently in front of the woman and call her "Mom..."

Huo Qingzhuo: "Wow, spicy!"

Reader's Guide

1. Shu Yueqing is twenty-seven. Huo Qingzhuo was twenty-seven before being Reborn and is seventeen after. They can only officially date once Huo Qingzhuo is an adult.

2. Shu Yueqing is only ten years older than Shen Junfu. She is not Shen Junfu's biological mother.

3. Tiger hug and heart! Love you all!

Find my other stories in my author page:

Completed Stories

My First Love Was Reborn, and I Crashed and Burned

My Omega Rival in Love [Interstellar]

The School Hunk Is a Girl [Book Transmigration]

Blazing Flames [Reborn]

After I Transmigrated into a Book, I Stole the Male Lead's Role

Theme: All races should help one another and build a harmonious society.