The Sword Venerable's Rules for Feeding Poisonous Creatures [Reborn]

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[A century-old tree finally blooms, a plain and boring shou X a charming, sweet-on-the-outside, dark-on-the-inside gong] (very much a joke)

[Upcoming story in my profile, please give it a chance! "What Do I Do After Transmigrating into a Computer Virus?"]

To attain the Dao, Sword Venerable Jiang Muchen cut himself off from the mortal world and went into seclusion for fifty years to cultivate the final stage of the "Path of Forgetting the Dust." Free of love, desire, thought, and longing, he still couldn't break through his bottleneck. His qi and blood ran dry, and his life force was nearly spent, forcing him to leave seclusion.

But the moment the Sword Venerable, who'd spent fifty years shut away, stepped out of his cave, he discovered that nine-tenths of the small world he lived in had been destroyed, with only this mountain left intact. The lands of the Five Continents had been burned to ash. Demon Venerable Chen Nian stood in the clouds with a sword in hand, gazing at him with grief and anguish. Thunderclouds rolled overhead. Heaven's punishment had arrived...

Unable to attain the Dao and dead before his mission was complete, Jiang Muchen used a secret technique to transmigrate back fifty years. At that time, the sect disciples were building a mountain for his secluded cultivation, and the cultivation world all said the Sword Venerable was sure to ascend soon.

He swept out his sleeves and searched the four seas for Demon Venerable Chen Nian, intending to bring him to justice.

But Chen Nian was still a little baby lying in a basket, picking at his toes. Chen Nian's father, Chen Zhihan, sat quietly beside him, looking up with a smile, immaculate and untouched by worldly grime.

Like many villains, Chen Nian had a tragic childhood. The direct cause of his corruption was his father, Chen Zhihan, being attacked by the major sects and ground to dust.

Unable to bring himself to hurt an infant, Jiang Muchen could only take the two of them with him and keep a close eye on them. He would also protect the Demon Venerable's father and remove the source of Chen Nian's corruption.

But who could have guessed that Chen Zhihan, who seemed so weak and easy to bully, was actually the infamous Poison King...

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Jiang Muchen: "Chen Zhihan and I share a deep bond. Don't make things difficult for him again."

"Cultivation World Gossip: Sword Venerable Suspected of Falling for the Poison King!"

Jiang Muchen: "Chen Zhihan is gentle and kind. Don't call him the Poison King anymore. He entered my mountain, so he's one of mine."

"Cultivation World Secret Report: Sword Venerable Suspected of Entering a Bonding Ceremony with Poison King Chen Zhihan!"

Jiang Muchen: "Chen Nian is still a child. I'll raise him with care, and he certainly won't fall into the demonic path in the future."

"Earth-Shattering Cultivation World Scoop! Sword Venerable and Chen Zhihan Are Raising a Child Together!"

"That's not what you think!" On the mountaintop, Jiang Muchen stood shoulder to shoulder with Chen Zhihan, holding the future great demon Chen Nian in his arms. With one sword strike, he split a mountain; with a second, he parted the sea.

The enemies who came to avenge themselves fell silent. They dropped their weapons and nodded like pecking chickens. "Whatever you say. We wish you happiness."

Jiang Muchen was utterly baffled. Then he looked at Chen Zhihan beside him and saw him smiling quietly, saying nothing. Everything was understood without a word.

[Also known as: A Male Mom's Guide to Self-Improvement] (very much a joke)

1. 1v1 romance, happy ending, both virgins.

2. The author's not very bright, so please be kind and take pity on me.

Upcoming story in my profile: "What Do I Do After Transmigrating into a Computer Virus?"

When Chu Nian realized that the world she lived in was a fake video game, she didn't panic.

So what if she was just an ordinary NPC in a game? As long as she was alive, what was there to complain about?

Then she saw that the dog outside her apartment had a "heartthrob score," and the landlord had a health bar above her head. It finally dawned on Chu Nian:

"So I'm the protagonist!"

So she tamed the dog and took it to challenge the landlady. When the dog refused to go forward, she grabbed its leash and swung it around...

"Take this, my dog!"

"Anyway, I really regret it."

Afterward, Chu Nian sat in the repentance chair at the police station, sincerely weeping as she said, "Who could've known there'd be police in a video game?"

The police officer taking notes beside her said nothing. In the notebook, he wrote:

"Test Subject Noah XIII suspected to be a reverse-dimensional virus. Experimental risk raised to Class A."

While I'm at it, let me recommend a friend's story too~

"The Astrologer [Reborn]" by Yu She, historical danmei

An aloof beauty's slave shou VS a prince who can't get it up gong

Theme: Learn to cherish the people before you