[The main story is complete]
[Absurd, goofy, and chaotic, with a hint of a not-so-bright serious drama vibe. If that's not your thing, enter at your own risk.]
[The cover was drawn by a friend who has studied art for ten years. It has absolutely nothing to do with me! I had no idea!]
[Coming soon: "The Emperor Will Keep His General in a Golden House [Book Transmigration]". Please show it some love! Scroll down for the blurb!]
***Content warnings***
1. The bottom is an overdramatic chuunibyou who can't make up his mind, and the top has psychological issues (though that doesn't stop him from spoiling his husband). If that's not your thing, don't enter.
2. This is seriously goofy! Trust me!
3. The System is a total pain, and it's hiding a very dangerous secret.
4. A little angst is good for the soul; too much is bad for your health. Overall, it's very sweet!
5. The author is a foolish, bald goofball, so there may be logic errors, weak prose, or a rushed plot. Please accept my apologies in advance.
[Money-obsessed, chuunibyou pretty-boy bottom X black-bellied-turned-sweet, utterly doting top]
Qi Zhao was a rich second-generation kid from a well-off family, with nothing to worry about and no bad habits. He was simply obsessed with anime, living the carefree life of a wealthy shut-in...
That is, until he bought a comic.
It's a long story. One day, on a whim, he spent a fortune hiring a comic artist to draw a shonen battle series starring him. But when he got the comic and opened it, the first thing he saw was a scene no respectable website would dare publish, starring two grown men.
That damned artist had drawn a danmei comic...
Driven by curiosity, Qi Zhao read the masterpiece, and the more he read, the more hooked he became. He never expected this trash comic to end up being an angst fest! As a child, he had gone hungry and half-clothed, and just when he finally grew up, he was imprisoned in the palace by a scumbag tyrant and tortured until he was completely broken. In the end, both of them got a bad ending. In tears, Qi Zhao drank a bottle of wine from the Guangxu era and went to sleep, planning to break the comic artist's legs when he woke up.
But when he woke, he had transmigrated into the comic, becoming the tragic protagonist who gets tortured. The tyrant before him was as cold as ice and immediately ordered, "Kneel!"
As if! Would Young Master Qi ever kneel for you?! But the man before him was so gorgeous and lifelike that Qi Zhao's sorrowful tears came pouring from the corners of his mouth...
Ding... System notification: Congratulations, you've unlocked the main quest. Keep it up and survive!
----Mini-scene----
Qi Zhao: "Stop clinging to me. It's no use. My heart belongs only to money."
Li Qiuran: "(Holds out his hand obediently) Here, take some money."
Qi Zhao, disdainfully: "You think this pittance will change my mind? It's not even enough to buy a figurine!"
Li Qiuran loads several carts with glazed roof tiles pried off the palace roof and dumps them on the ground with a crash. "They're all yours."
Qi Zhao: "...So your emperor nephew is living in a tent now?!"
1. One-on-one romance, with the internationally standard happy ending.
2. Daily updates at 9 p.m.
3. I won't disappear, I won't disappear, I really won't disappear!
4. Every comment and bookmark gives the author an instant charge!
Coming soon:
"The Emperor Will Keep His General in a Golden House [Book Transmigration]" - historical danmei, palace intrigue, Book Transmigration
[Obsessive emperor bottom trying hard to steal the protagonist's spotlight X fierce wife (?) general top with 58,000 miles of loyal-dog goggles]
Wenren Mo, ruler of the Jing Kingdom, died after being pierced by ten thousand arrows. His death was so gruesome he looked like a porcupine.
The real protagonist overcame countless trials and tribulations before finally overthrowing the emperor, changing the dynasty, and winning the joyous celebration of the whole realm. From then on, the light of peace shone upon the land...
Then, less than a year later, foreign enemies invaded, the land was littered with corpses, and the Jing Kingdom fell.
"That's it?" Jiang Mo mused as he soaked in the bath and read an ebook. If he were the ruler, he'd be a hundred times better than the lovesick protagonist who'd squandered such a good hand!
But the moment he stood up to grab the shampoo, his foot slipped. He fell backward, headfirst, and transmigrated naked into the book as the doomed emperor, Wenren Mo.
Since he was here, he decided to make the best of it. He would keep close to worthy ministers and stay away from petty villains, face off against the protagonist, and do his best to keep the Jing Kingdom afloat.
Unfortunately, the tyrant Wenren Mo had been sickly since childhood and had already lost the people's trust. The entire court was setting traps for him. On top of that, his own younger brother, the protagonist, was beloved by all, while everyone hated him. His brother had a golden finger; he forgot toilet paper when he went to the bathroom. Avoiding the doomed-villain role seemed like a tall order.
Worst of all, the future Grand General Lu Miao, who would lead the charge to kick in the palace gates and riddle him with crossbow bolts, was still his shadow guard, lurking in the dark where they crossed paths every day. Any day now, he might smother Wenren Mo to death with a pillow.
To stop Lu Miao from joining the protagonist's side, Wenren Mo decided to win him over with kindness. First a promotion and a raise, then warm concern. He was practically ready to give him a "golden house to hide his beauty in."
But Lu Miao joyfully got the wrong idea, flopped down like a salted fish, and gave up resisting.
Wenren Mo: "That's not what I meant..."
Lu Miao understood perfectly, shoved him onto the imperial bed, and wore the heroic expression of Jing Ke assassinating the King of Qin.
Wenren Mo: "That's not what I meant either... Forget it. This is great!"
A recommendation for my goofy friend:
"After Becoming a Foolish Emperor, I Got a Happy Ending with the Villainous General" - by Yu She
Emperor bottom VS general top, mutual pining, both transmigrate into books
Theme: How can we find a mansion with a thousand rooms, to shelter all the poor scholars of the world and fill their faces with joy?
The Old Ancestor Just Wants to Rest in Peace
What Do I Do After Transmigrating into a Computer Virus?
The Sword Venerable's Rules for Feeding Poisonous Creatures [Reborn]
The Villainous Evil Beast Weighs Three and a Half Jin
I Want to Keep the General in a Golden House [Book Transmigration]
Guarding the Mountain Gate for Three Hundred Years
My Sword Ascended to Immortality
This Script Is Doomed [Reborn]
The author's whole life, it doesn't matter, author, even if you are stupid and paralyzed, I will steal a car and support you!
I have been reading this book for the past few days. Because the plot is quite gripping, I just read along without leaving comments on every chapter. Now that it's about to end, let me share my thoughts. This is the first month-old article I have read. I am not familiar with your previous style, so please forgive me if I am wrong. Let's talk about the advantages first. I really like the characterization of the characters in this article, especially the supporting characters. And I also like the author's description of the characters' emotional changes and life choices after experiencing different events. For example, in the early stage, the little emperor clearly liked Xiao Zhao, but he still chose to beat the mandarin ducks. There are also several reactions to Xiao Zhao's words, especially when Xiao Zhao said that shadow guards are also human beings. There was also the Empress Dowager's final choice, and Commander Zuo's actions of covering the little emperor's eyes several times. These descriptions make the characters fuller, not just mere tool men, but living good characters who can embody the complexity of human nature. Then I want to talk about my personal reading experience, which I feel is a little hindered. The first is the background development in the early stage. It is good to constantly throw out mysteries, which can easily capture the curiosity of the readers. However, if all the hidden clues are put together in the finale, it will make the readers feel breathless. It might be better if the decryption part is made in a progressive manner, instead of making vague guesses after each incident is solved. Even if some small information can be determined first, it would be good. The second is the issue of the worldview. The full picture of the worldview in this article is still unknown. The only clues are confusing. The protagonist has too few consultations and is manipulated by the system from beginning to end, which really affects the perception. Of course, if the system, as a possible big boss, has important plot arrangements and can only shake off the burden at the end, then logically this arrangement is reasonable, and it depends on what the author writes next. Overall I really enjoyed this story and hope the author can finish it successfully. PS: I feel the pain of the graduation season deeply and wish the author a smooth journey. Also, because I live in the Special Administrative Region, I usually use Traditional Chinese. I apologize in advance if this causes any inconvenience in reading.
So Qi Zhao was originally a virus. The system used various calculations to make him lose the infinite possibilities of the past and the future, lose the ability to travel through time and space, derive parallel universes, etc., And the ability to evolve into a more powerful boss in the future, and voluntarily became a paper man in the second dimension.
Wuwuwuwu, when he left, I felt that Qian Qian was his prop, and I wondered if no one would remember but him, and that was indeed the case.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooootuum, I'm gonna write a few chapters after reading this!
After finishing "Spreading Flowers", I have very mixed feelings after watching it, but it is still the best ending that Lao Li and Zhao Zhao are together in the end.
It's a good ending
Woohoo, I finished reading it. The writing is very good, the characters are well-developed, the villains are also intelligent, and the whole world is explained clearly. There is true love in the sand sculptures, the story line is not procrastinating, and the explanations are very clear. It was really, really well written, but in the end no one remembered it, which made me a little bit upset.
My dear, at first I thought it would be a sweet cookie that would be fun from beginning to end! I never expected that the plot behind it would be so complicated! I almost want to carry a cannon and blast those people! Fortunately we are together in the end! (-???-???-???-???-???___-???-???-???-???-???)
How come this system, like Commander Zuo, always does things that it thinks are right but are superfluous?