A Dog-Training Guide for the Manic Laughing Batman

Pairing: Superman x The Batman Who Laughs (SuperBat! SuperBat! SuperBat can never be reversed or split up!) After slaughtering an entire planet and growing bored, the Batman Who Laughs decided to find some amusement with the time machine he'd tinkered together by accident. But just as he'd kidnapped a badly injured alien rescue dog and was planning to “grow closer” to it, two brawling fifth-dimensional beings dropped him right into a “gift.” He became an “actor” in a horror theater game, forced to perform the whole show for the “audience,” while his kryptonite and weapons were confiscated. Looking at the despicable, evil players and the dog's clear, innocent blue eyes, the Batman Who Laughs suddenly came up with an interesting idea. Anyone guilty of a crime would be dragged into this high-mortality horror theater. To survive, they had to do whatever it took to climb over other people's corpses and perform on a stage piled high with the dead. In this filthy world of nothing but villains, light and hope did not exist. When all you see is sin, all you hear is wailing, and everywhere you go is mired in filth, how can you protect the pure heart in your arms? Attract him, soothe him, control him... Little by little, lead that pure and kind soul into the filthy mire, where he can't escape. All he can do is look at you with those still-clear eyes, clutch the madman's coat, and beg him not to leave. Every Batman should have a Superman, and the Batman Who Laughs is no exception. After all, we're... The twisted monster spread his arms with a wide grin. “The World's Finest!” “Hahahaha, now tell me, who is my good dog?” Darkness is always eager to devour the light, but forgets that the sun is a star. The various monsters, including the chainsaw killers, amusement park clowns, and demons, all left with PTSD after being terrorized by the HAHA monster: ??? Who's supposed to be the horror movie's final boss here?! Content note: You know what you're getting when you see the Batman Who Laughs, right? This is my indulgent take on the Dark Multiverse Bat, because I just love a deranged Bruce Wayne and a sunny puppy dog, sob sob sob (looks away). Manipulation is a rotten practice. Good kids, don't try it. If you meet someone like this in real life, call the police immediately! While writing this, all I could think was: Superman, run! Theme: Even in a difficult situation, you need the courage to break free.