The Tuo Boss I Picked Up Is Three and a Half

BLURB: After my former boss was done for, I wandered all the way to Siberia on my own, where I scraped by on the snowy plains for another hundred years. Then I came across a little kid who looked like a rice ball. He was small and pitiful, just a tiny bundle in my arms. I was bored anyway, so I decided to keep him and raise him for fun. A decade or so later, looking at the enormous rice ball taking up most of my bed, I felt terribly conflicted: So you're a grown-up rice ball now. You should go sleep in your own bed. I never expected the rice ball to answer me with a perfectly straight face: We've slept together all these years. Don't you think you should take responsibility, Haruko? Me: ??? #Kid, don't go saying weird things!# The heroine is a goofy ghost and a beautiful fool. The CP is Dottore. One-on-one romance in the main story. The male lead won't fall in love until he is an adult. Main fandom: Bungo Stray Dogs. First-person narration. OOC warning. Please don't offer canon-compliance corrections. Theme: Love helps you grow, and growth gives you the strength to protect others.