I Inherited a Haunted House, but None of the Staff Are Human

The novel is now complete. Thank you to all the lovely readers who supported the official release~ The upcoming novel, "Cultivate Immortality, the Gacha Pool Has Been Updated," is open for bookmarking. The blurb is below~ After Gu Wang left the Taoist temple, he was forced to inherit a run-down amusement park. Looking at the half-collapsed wall and the crooked entrance gate, he nearly let out a long sigh to the heavens. "This dump is so bad even ghosts won't come! Forget visitors, we can't even hire enough staff!" A pale blue-green face popped up beside him. "Who says we don't want to come? We've lived here for hundreds of years!" Gu Wang: "...Oh." Gu Wang: "...Huh?" A few days later, a rumor spread through everyone's social media feeds: A new paranormal-themed amusement park had opened in the suburbs. They say the moment you step inside, you're immersed in the experience, and every last employee is a professional. They even float when they walk! They say its VR attraction uses technology that leads the world, so realistic it feels like you've transmigrated, and every staff member has fox ears! They say its forest-themed pavilion is so beautiful it will blow your mind. The little animals inside are clever, brave, and understanding, and they even like the smell of incense! They say... Gu Wang: I'm here at the park, and I can confirm it's true. &&& To expand the park's attractions, a lavish new stage was built. The ghosts formed a performance troupe, but they were missing one thing: a good-looking lead actor. The ghosts: "Why don't we put out a job posting..." Gu Wang raised his peachwood sword. "A job posting? No way. I'll go catch someone and bring them back! Will a thousand-year-old beauty ghost do? How about a painted-skin demon?" Three days later, Gu Wang returned with the gorgeous "leading lady" he'd caught. The ghosts trembled. "M-Master of the Underworld..." Content warning: The love interest appears quite late, and there is relatively little romance. 2021.4.24 "Cultivate Immortality, the Gacha Pool Has Been Updated" Blurb Xia Yun Zhao transmigrates into the world of cultivation as a treasure hunter whose life could end at any moment. All he wants is to cultivate and farm with his bronze pill furnace. Who knew the furnace could draw cards? As long as he feeds it spirit stones and spiritual treasures, it can draw cultivation techniques and pill recipes. Five-card draw from the start: You obtained [Qi-Attracting Art], [Lightness Technique], [Spirit-Micro Pill Recipe], [Azure Cloud Boots Crafting Manual]... Congratulations, you obtained the Yellow-Grade cultivation technique [Qi-Attracting, Origin-Channeling Scripture]! And there's a steady stream of formation diagrams, talismans, spiritual plant guides... After a few draws, Xia Yun Zhao finally caught on... Hang on, it only needs to be fed spiritual energy, right? I don't think it ever said the spiritual treasures had to be high-grade! The bronze pill furnace: ... Word has it that a mysterious cultivator has appeared in the Liancui Mountains. Apparently, he's good at scavenging trash. He hauls home baskets of Spirit-Micro Grass that nobody else wants, and collects sack after sack of Turbid-Miasma Mushrooms that everyone else avoids... All the other cultivators think he's gone crazy from poverty... until they see the Spirit-Micro Pills x100, Defense Discs x100, Purifying Water Gourds x100, Seven-Star Rings x100, and even the long-lost treasure of a great cultivator, the Heaven-Mending Mirror... x100, in his hands! He makes a fortune selling treasures, and his cultivation shoots up faster than a rabbit! Good heavens, with the Heavenly Dao as my witness, weren't we told that all things are but straw dogs? How come he's living it up so much? The cultivation world is beset by turmoil, and life is hard. While others fight tooth and nail over a single treasure, Xia Yun Zhao's cave dwelling is filled with high-grade spirit herbs and cultivation techniques and talismans, while peerless formations protect him. ...And he even has a peerless sword cultivator of profound cultivation guarding him. It's practically a trap designed to lure people in and kill them. Xia Yun Zhao looks up at the changed sky. This cultivation world is actually pretty easy to get by in! Theme: Your fate is in your own hands