My upcoming supernatural story, "The Metaphysical Genius Goes Viral on a Mystery Variety Show," is open for follows. Everyone is welcome to bookmark it!
Blurb: Luo Chen thought a mountain belonged to whoever lived on it. Who knew humans had so many rules? You actually have to buy a little mountain hideaway? And the price is sky-high? To keep from ending up homeless, he slapped the table and declared, "I'll damn well buy it! There's no way making money is harder than cultivation!"
And so the first supernatural livestreamer in the exploration category was born. He shot to fame at an astonishing speed, raking in so many tips his hands could barely keep up!
One strange tale after another unfolded in his livestream: a young woman murdered by her scumbag boyfriend, a big yellow dog that could talk, mysterious noises in a house, a terrifying abandoned school...
Luo Chen: This livestream is entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events is fake! Come take a look! Today's show is a live capture of a nine-tailed fox. Miss it now, and you'll miss your chance!
Fans: As if we'd believe a word you say! All nine tails are moving. Do you think we're blind?
Blurb Two:
Sheng Fenglan: From now on, I'll look after you as if you were one of my own juniors.
Luo Chen: ...Then why are you holding me?
Sheng Fenglan: I heard young yao whose fur hasn't fully grown need to be kept warm.
Luo Chen: ...Why are you taking your clothes off again?
Sheng Fenglan: I heard skin-to-skin contact makes yao feel good.
In the end, he swallowed him in one big bite.
A simple story about getting rich through livestreaming.
A proud, fearless and spoiled shou X a doting, scheming great yao gong
The story is complete. Welcome to read!
(The whole story costs only a few yuan. There are lots of chapters, but they're short. I'm guilty of being brief 1551. Thanks to all the lovely readers for supporting the official release, mwah~)
The story will go premium this Thursday, September 10. There'll be over 10,000 words that day. Thanks for your support, mwah~ Also, chapters 66-195 are in the premium section retroactively, so don't buy them if you've already read them~
"The Metaphysical Genius Goes Viral on a Mystery Variety Show"
Blurb
Xuanmen genius Xi Su transmigrates into the body of a little-known celebrity who's hated across the internet.
Even a master of metaphysics has to eat. To make money, Xi Su has no choice but to take the original owner's place on a mystery variety show.
"Tell Me the Truth" is a wildly popular live mystery show. It's said that all its cases are adapted from real crimes.
At first, viewers refused to watch when they saw Xi Su: "If Xi Su's on it, I'm not watching."
"They could've invited anyone, and they chose him? Are there no other celebrities in the entertainment industry?"
"Help! Everyone else is searching for clues, but he's holding a bagua compass. Is he trying to act crazy?"
Two days later...
The viewers: "No way! The murderer Xi Su found on the show is the real culprit! The real culprit who's been at large for over twenty years!"
"I was wrong, I really was. I knew Xi Su was good-looking, but I didn't know he could actually tell fortunes..."
"I apologize! I'm sorry in a full 360-degree spiral! Master Xi, please tell my fortune!"
After that, they discovered that Xi Su could do more than tell fortunes. He could also catch ghosts, save lives, read feng shui, and change people's luck. Movie stars lined up for appointments, while the great and wealthy families took turns showering him with money just to meet him.
As a D-list celebrity, Xi Su had become famous beyond the entertainment industry!
Theme: Encourage people to protect the environment, respect nature, and do good deeds.
Reminds me of when Hao Shaowen was a child [bad laugh]
No dark history will be hidden
I feel that there is something wrong with the way of heaven. Since we can seal and attack Qi Fenglan and Luo Chen alone, why not seal the evil god alone? When he becomes a false god, there will be no thunder, and the way of heaven bullies good and promotes evil.
I hate this the most, not telling you anything for your own good, and then dying silently, leaving a lot of trouble for the living.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The ending is very beautiful.
Ah ah ah, it looks good, it looks good, it looks so good
Although, the way of heaven is a bit redundant
Reminds me of when Hao Shaowen was a child [bad laugh]
No dark history will be hidden
I feel that there is something wrong with the way of heaven. Since we can seal and attack Qi Fenglan and Luo Chen alone, why not seal the evil god alone? When he becomes a false god, there will be no thunder, and the way of heaven bullies good and promotes evil.
I hate this the most, not telling you anything for your own good, and then dying silently, leaving a lot of trouble for the living.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
The ending is very beautiful.
Ah ah ah, it looks good, it looks good, it looks so good
A year later, I will spread flowers hahaha!
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,