No Taboo Too Forbidden [Quick Transmigration]

[Complete! See you in the next book, lovelies! If you bought the whole book, please leave a five-star review~ Lao Wen's next story is in my author profile: "Those Years I Healed Villain Cubs as a Panda"] Wen Rujin is an Executor. His job is to eliminate anomalies in various worlds, such as transmigrators, reborn people, and... all kinds of cheaters with overpowered advantages. He thought he could clear out the trash and leave without a care in the world, but then System: "Lao Wen, wait!" "The consciousness of this chaotic world requests that you unite the land and bring peace for generations!" "The consciousness of the apocalypse requests that you lead humanity to conquer the vast universe!" "The consciousness of the Republic of China era requests that you wield your pen like a blade and enlighten the people!" Wen Rujin: "...What? I thought Executors were never supposed to dawdle?" System: "Only the weak have taboos. You have none!" Wen: "The problem is, how is a cat supposed to conquer the universe?" World List The Distance Between a Rogue and a Founding Emperor [Complete] A Good-for-Nothing Martial Arts Emperor's Desperate Comeback [Complete] How Is a Cat Supposed to Conquer the Universe? [Complete] I Created Gods in the Primordial Wilderness [Complete] Becoming a Spiritual-Energy Firearms Expert in a Fantasy World [Complete] You Have the Right to Reject a Heavenly God's Love [Complete] The Cultivation World That's Been Poked Full of Holes by Transmigrators [Ongoing] In a Nutshell From leek to sickle √ Conquering the world with a humble body √ A lazybones forced to get moving √ Serving the nation, the people, and the world: everything goes √ Only the weak have taboos. Steady as a chicken, with no taboos at all √ Please add this to your library! "The Beloved Little Uncle of the Nation" is complete. After waking up, Zhan Xi finds himself transmigrated into the body of Cao Guojiu, the maternal uncle of the emperor in the Great Yong dynasty. His maternal grandfather has served three generations of emperors as their tutor, his father commands a powerful army, and his elder sister enjoys the emperor's undying favor. All three lost a loved one when he was born, and they love him dearly, both doting on him and feeling sorry for him. Even his brother-in-law, the emperor, cherishes him by association. But Cao Guojiu is a hopeless good-for-nothing, a mud ball that won't stick to the wall. He recklessly brings disaster upon himself until all his loving relatives are dead. Even his young nephew, the Prince of Yan, is dragged down with him and dies. At this moment, Zhan Xi, now Cao Guojiu, is faced with the sight of the three-year-old Prince of Yan and the six-year-old Crown Prince brawling over a puppy, while the palace maids and eunuchs panic helplessly as they try to break it up. The old Cao Guojiu would have taken sides. Now, Zhan Xi rolls up his sleeves and joins the fray. Outnumbered two to one, he grabs the two little brats and smacks them twice, giving each a sore bottom! Then he picks up the sobbing Prince of Yan and the Crown Prince, whose face is burning with embarrassment. Without the slightest guilt, Zhan Xi says with complete sincerity, "It's just a puppy. How can brothers fight over it? You're brothers! You should love and respect one another! You should care for each other!" Prince of Yan: "..." Crown Prince: "..." If their bottoms didn't hurt so much, they might have believed him. The secrets of heaven once foretold that either the Prince of Yan or the Crown Prince would die, and that the Cao family would either rise to even greater heights or be utterly ruined. Yet the brothers grow to love one another and build a glorious age together, becoming a model for brothers in later generations. The powerful Cao family also manages to escape unscathed: some take up bird-keeping, others become teachers. Everyone is baffled. It seems that Cao Guojiu had a hand in all of it, skulking around like a dog. And the spoiled good-for-nothing Cao Guojiu, said to spend every day sleeping at home, turns out to have countless ties to the Great Yong dynasty's astonishing inventions, including penicillin, hybrid rice, and improved firearms. Hundreds and thousands of years later, when the truth of history is restored, people call Cao Guojiu the greatest slash careerist in history. He was an inventor, pharmacist, agricultural scientist, educator, strategist, thinker... Oh, and he was also one tough old man. He outlived five emperors! Who could have known that Zhan Xi came to this beloved-by-all world for no reason other than to fulfill his ultimate dream? And his ultimate dream was To be a lazy fish. A lazy fish adored by countless people! Zhan Xi: Hmph╯^╰, when a lazy fish rules, even the secrets of heaven get it wrong! Here's a recommendation for a great friend's story by Wo Xiang Tuixiu: it's got plenty of chapters, so go ahead and binge it! "The Heavenly Prince Only Wants to Be a Lazy Fish [Quick Transmigration]" The Heavenly Realm is the foremost of all the heavens, ruling over countless worlds. The Heavenly Emperor rules over all, the biggest boss of them all. Unfortunately, the previous Heavenly Emperor died young, sacrificing himself to the Heavenly Dao. As the Heavenly Emperor's only son, Ji Cheng naturally has great expectations placed on him. Who can match his looks and bearing? The Crown Prince can! Who can match his magical cultivation? The Crown Prince can! Who can match his schemes and strategies? The Crown Prince can! Ji Cheng: It's exhausting, but to hold on to the top seat in all the worlds, I'll endure it. Later, the fate of all the heavens turns upside down, and they urgently need a hero to step forward. So the ministers all turn their eyes to him. Ji Cheng: Damn it! Don't look at me! Let go! Let go! Let go! The ministers promptly do as they're told and let go: "The Crown Prince can!" And then Ji Cheng falls into a lower realm. He can't go home unless he sets the fate of the heavens back on track :) #ShowOffUntilYouHaveNothingLeft# #LetGo! This Crown Prince Quits!!!# A Few Candid Words (Warnings Ahead) ① This is a fictional setting with a mountain of original worldbuilding. Please don't compare it to reality. ② I believe my track record is good, as my author profile can attest. Every story I start gets finished. ③ The villains' genders aren't necessarily relevant. Judge them by their character. ④ The views of the characters in this book don't represent the author's views. (Otherwise, given the number of characters and the complexity of their personalities, the author would be a once-in-a-millennium case of multiple personality disorder.) ⑤ I recommend not consuming scraps that someone else has chewed up and spat out. Read it yourself. ⑥ No writing advice, please. Threats and bribes won't work either. ⑦ This isn't a commissioned or exclusive story. I don't accept personalized commissions. ⑧ Thanks to all the lovely readers who subscribe, tip, water the story, and leave comments. ⑨ If you're reading a pirated copy, don't come embarrass yourself by making a scene in the official comments. ⑩ I'll add more if I think of anything. The cover shows the character designs. The lettering was done by my wonderful friend Dabai. The title comes from Qing-dynasty writer Fan Yin's "Yue Yan: Names, Things, and Customs": "No taboos; all evil spirits keep away." 2020.06.28 Theme: No matter how humble your beginnings, aim high and strive to contribute to your country and its people!