A Guide to Rescuing Wild Animals [Quick Transmigration]

★ [The first world in this story is the first blurb!]

Jiang Shu is a member of a rescue team in the Star Domain. After being reassigned by the organization to the neglected Psychology Department, he is left to clean up the mess.

System 061: [Welcome aboard, Host! Please care for the Star Domain's Class One protected animals and help them grow up healthy!]

Jiang Shu looks at the stack of appointment forms in his hands, which never seems to end: "..."

Who can live without going crazy? I'm just forcing myself to hold it together. :)

"But whatever. I'll handle it."

-- [Barking] Emotional Deficiency Disorder --

Jiang Sui is naturally aloof and cold-blooded, and suffers from a severe emotional deficiency. His world is like a black-and-white silent film, and he cannot empathize with human emotions.

But recently, for some reason, he's been growing more and more patient with the younger brother his family adopted.

Then Jiang Sui discovers that his younger brother has a puppy.

The puppy is the ultimate devoted dog, eager to do anything for Jiang Shu, his younger brother. Its tail wags like a propeller, and it's as enthusiastic as can be.

Jiang Sui: "..."

The dog looks familiar. It seems to be the emotional vessel he separated from himself years ago.

The puppy contains all of Jiang Sui's emotions.

Jiang Sui (suddenly realizing something) (kicking away the silly dog clinging to Jiang Shu) (calling to schedule a neutering appointment)

-- [Devouring Serpent] Binge-Eating Disorder --

Fu Yuan is the last golden python in the world. He is addicted to eating and can devour enough in a single meal to flatten a mountain. He's practically Taotie reborn.

Once, while hunting for food, Fu Yuan accidentally saved a little bamboo viper. The other snake was timid and dim-witted, and kept following him around like an idiot, insisting on becoming his emergency rations.

Fu Yuan looks at his body, which isn't even as long as a bean sprout: "..."

As a little bamboo viper, Jiang Shu is the giant python's biggest fan and an expert at copying him. He worships the python's mighty original form, and after copying him by scarfing down five pounds of food in one sitting, he ends up in the hospital.

"I... I'll try to eat more and grow as big as you."

The giant python (suddenly flipping over the food bowl) (switching to a bowl so small even a bird would find it too small) (pretending to eat with refined manners): "Mm... mm... This is how much snakes eat."

-- [Dragon's Roar] Bipolar Disorder --

The abyssal evil dragon has slept for more than a thousand years. Now it has awakened, its violent instincts roaring. It wants to wage war and destroy everything!

In their panic, the nations frantically offer up sacrifices, hoping to win the wrathful dragon god's forgiveness.

The evil dragon sneers, trampling precious gold and jade beneath its feet. It prepares to make humanity tremble and crawl before it...

"Um... excuse me, I'm the new sacrifice."

A stunningly beautiful princess is sent into the dragon's lair, outshining all the priceless treasures around her.

The evil dragon (eyes widening) (producing a rose from who knows where) (holding it in its mouth to offer to the beauty): "Oh... my destined wife!"

Jiang Shu: "..."

I told you, I'd handle it.

Just not in the way anyone expected. :)

Theme: Protect wild animals