I Got a Happy Ending with the Panda-Head Paper Doll

Mi Xilun is a war correspondent, always mature and dependable, until he received a little paper talisman and suddenly lost all his dignity. When danger erupted on the battlefield, the panda-headed paper figure sprang to life, dragging Mi Xilun through a hail of bullets and saving him from disaster. Then it spontaneously combusted. "My lifesaver burned up, sob sob, damn it!" Mature and dependable Mi Xilun cried like a two-hundred-jin child. He grabbed his cousin and shook him furiously. "Where did you get that paper figure? Get me another one, another one! I want my panda-headed paper figure!!!" Later, Mi Xilun held a beautiful young man with panda ears. "Who could have guessed? My panda-headed paper figure and I got our happy ending." The panda boy lit a cigarette, the corners of his mouth rising uncontrollably. "Want me to slap your face crooked?" [Steady war correspondent gong X short-tempered paper-spirit shou] [Mutually doting couple, silly supernatural sweet romance] This is an expanded version of the story of Mi Xilun and the panda-headed paper figure from World One of "The Holy Father Is Sweet on the Outside, Black on the Inside [Quick Transmigration]." I wrote it to relax, so it's a lighthearted, silly supernatural story. Recommended danmei story of my own "Flirting with the Boss in an Escape Game" The snake demon Yi Yanan accidentally joined an escape game. In the first round, his character was a sickly beauty in a wheelchair, going tomb raiding with the group. From the start, the System advised him: "Your character can't fight or run. Your only asset is that pretty face. Apart from clinging to someone powerful, you have no other way out." Yi Yanan thought this made perfect sense. "You're right. I'll do as you say." Once the game began, the System was still judging which player's legs were the sturdiest when... "I've found someone powerful to cling to!" The System snapped back to attention and saw its Host leaning forward, puckering up to kiss the person inside the coffin. System: ...!!! Stop right there! That's the Big Boss!!! The person in the coffin slowly opened his eyes... The other guy was still at it, stretching out his tongue and waggling it. Then, without warning, their eyes met! Later, Yi Yanan successfully escaped. His thoughts on the escape: "I'm very grateful to the System. I found someone powerful to cling to, and sure enough, I escaped. Overall, the game was a wonderful experience!" System: ... Flirt with the Boss by your own merits, clear the game by your own merits. Theme: Through lighthearted, humorous everyday scenes, this story expresses the idea that an ordinary, peaceful life is what matters most. Return life to its calm, easygoing essence, pursue the dreams you want, live the life you want, and love the people you love.