Ding! Tyrant Experience Card!

[Here we go, my darlings~ Hit the favorite button first! (*^▽^*)]

One day, Wen Rujin came across a short video about a novel. Its contents were like a demonic tune drilling into his ears:

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“I’m Father Emperor’s most beloved legitimate princess. I’m madly in love with Shen Jing. To marry him, I threw his childhood sweetheart cousin into a brothel. I threatened that if he didn’t marry me, I’d kill his whole family...”

“I used threats and bribes, committed every manner of evil, and finally got my wish: I forced Shen Jing to marry me.”

“Later, Shen Jing tricked me into sneaking into the palace to steal one of Father Emperor’s treasures. I had no idea it was the Great Yong military defense map, and Shen Jing was actually conspiring with foreign enemies!”

“My stupidity brought the kingdom to ruin and drove Father Emperor, who had doted on me without restraint, to take his own life...”

“After the country fell and my family was destroyed, Shen Jing shot me dead with an arrow. But while they were clearing away my body, he discovered a jade pendant had fallen from me!”

It was the one he had searched for all those years!

“At that moment, he went mad!”

“In my next life, I...”

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By this point, Wen Rujin felt the mental defenses that even true immortals and divine beings could not breach shatter in an instant!

He frantically swiped past it, letting out a huge sigh of relief. “That was close. I nearly listened to one more second of this deranged melodrama.”

System 520 suddenly exclaimed with delight, “You think these novel worlds are too toxic and insane too!?”

Wen Rujin grew wary. “What are you planning, ”

“Let’s go reform these worlds, get rid of their derangement levels, and restore them to normal!”

So when Wen Rujin opened his eyes again, he had become that hapless emperor who doted on his daughter beyond all reason and would ultimately lose his country because of her.

This emperor was terrible at everything, whether civil or military, and was also a cruel, merciless tyrant!

His only defining trait was doting on his daughter, with absolutely no limits, principles, or sense of right and wrong!

Wen Rujin: Heh. That ridiculous, boundless doting! Having a daughter like this is worse than having a piece of barbecued pork!

At court, civil and military officials were discussing the drought when the legitimate princess barged in, sobbing and insisting Wen Rujin grant her marriage request.

“Father Emperor, I’m going to marry Shen Jing! If you don’t agree, I’ll die right in front of you!”

Wen Rujin was delighted. “You want to die? Wonderful, wonderful! My beloved ministers, in ancient times, King Tang of Shang offered himself in sacrifice to pray for rain. Today, I wish to follow his example. For the sake of the lives of the people and the harvest, I shall choose an auspicious day to offer my beloved daughter to Heaven!”

Looking at the legitimate princess sprawled on the floor, stunned speechless, Wen Rujin said, “You can die, but at least make your death worthwhile.”

As for that traitorous scoundrel named “Shenjing”...

“Guards! Shen Jing entered the Golden Throne Hall with his left foot first today, offending Us! Perhaps Heaven is withholding the rain as punishment. Take Shen Jing away, ”

“Castrate him!”

So this was what it felt like to be a lawless, wanton tyrant. This was...

So satisfying!

#The world is going crazy, and I’m the only normal one... Well, in that case, let the killing begin!#

#End madness with bloodshed! I can’t believe how satisfying it is to be a tyrant in a world full of lunatics!#

#The protagonist only knows how to slaughter everyone. He won’t try to save those lunatic men and women with 24K gold-plated love-brains!#

#But he’ll lend a hand to innocent people harmed by those lunatics along the way~#

#Making the world a little more normal starts with you and me!#

Thursday, February 29, 2024, 17:05

Theme: Correcting values and maintaining world peace