After I Transmigrated into a Book, the Villain Turned Out to Be a Green Tea

[Don't read if you want regular updates] After transmigrating into a book, Qiao Lan gained a new ability: whenever she blesses someone, things go in the opposite direction. Good wishes turn bad. People in the know call her a jinx, but hers is the sweet-talking kind. So, when she came face to face with a cocky school thug, Qiao Lan took a deep breath and said, "May you have great luck in the New Year! May everything go your way!" Later, a huge dog with glowing green eyes chased the thug for three kilometers. To her awful family, who favored boys over girls, Qiao Lan smiled sweetly. "May your company prosper and flourish!" That very night, the company suffered a cash-flow crisis and teetered on the brink of bankruptcy. As for Lu Zhuo, the villain who would kill her in the future, Qiao Lan first tried to win his favor. When she realized she couldn't change her fate, she steeled herself and chanted in his ear every day: "May you live to a hundred, stay healthy, and enjoy every meal." Lu Zhuo, unaware of the truth: She loves me. After learning the cruel truth: What? Live to a hundred? You want me to die young, don't you? :) - A little scene: "Did you hear? Lu Zhuo, the model student at X High, nearly beat someone to death just because he was pursuing Qiao Lan." "Don't talk nonsense if you don't know the facts. He deserved it. He'd said a lot of creepy things about Qiao Lan behind her back." Qiao Lan was just passing by when she saw the villain younger brother she'd been turning from a future demon king into a well-behaved little white rabbit, pinning someone to the ground and pounding him. The boy fought with wild abandon, but the moment his fierce eyes met Qiao Lan's, they filled with panic. After cautiously stopping, Lu Zhuo came over to Qiao Lan. He covered his bloodied lip with one hand and gently tugged at her sleeve with the other. "Sis, don't worry about me... It's just a little blood. Xiao Zhuo isn't hurt..." Qiao Lan listened to the boy's trembling voice and looked into his teary eyes: ... The real expendable character, beaten into a pulp: ... Damn it! #I Put So Much Into This Tragic, Beautiful, Powerful Persona##Sis, I'm Really Just a Little White Rabbit QAQ# #The weather's turning cold. Time to fill the whole school with the sweet scent of a schemer# The male lead is older than the female lead. Calling her "Sis" is a kink. Preview of an upcoming story: Chi Xu transmigrated into a book as the villainess, who had an easy, carefree life before meeting the heroine, then became unlucky and hopelessly lovesick afterward. Her three childhood friends, all powerful men, also turned against her and sided with the heroine. Chi Xu figured that with her looks and money, there was no way she was going to be a villainess. She was going to live it up! She glanced at the little dimples of fat on her hands and her plump, lotus-root-like arms, then let out a babyish sigh. But she was only four and a half. She had thirteen and a half years to wait before she could live it up. She might be little, but she had big dreams. Chi Xu decided to cut ties with her three powerful childhood friends, stay away from men, and start fresh as a little dumpling. The next day, the younger versions of the three powerful men sat in a row in front of her. Powerful Guy A offered proudly in a baby voice, "Chi Xuxu, my dad bought me the complete Ultraman collection. Want to learn how to transform with me?" Powerful Guy B said seriously, "Chi Chi Xu, Ultraman isn't real. Want to do math problems with me?" Powerful Guy C put on a cute face. "Sister Xuxu, let's play house. You can be Mommy, I'll be Daddy, and those two can be our sons." Chi Xu watched the three little dumplings wrestling with each other. You call these the three powerful men who'll destroy the world and go crazy for love in the future? * Ever since they were little, the three dumplings had fought tooth and nail over which one would marry Chi Xu when they grew up. One day, they finally reached an agreement. Little A would get Monday and Wednesday, Little B Tuesday and Friday, and Little C Thursday and Saturday. Sunday would be Chi Xu's day off. The three powerful men grew up looking forward to the future, and at last they turned eighteen. Chi Xu: Bye-bye, I'm off to enjoy myself~ The powerful men: ... On the verge of going crazy for love: Get back here! I'll break your legs! :) Theme: Finding happiness through your own efforts