One day, Cheng Nianxia dreamed that a red button appeared before her, and a voice said, "Press this button and you'll get 60 billion..."
In the dream, Cheng Nianxia nearly smashed the button to pieces. When she woke up, she was bound to the Wholesome System, which required her to travel through various adult-fiction worlds and win over the villains. Upon completing her missions, she would immediately receive 60 billion.
Cheng Nianxia: This unbelievable fortune has finally come my way!
Wholesome System: The Host is strictly forbidden from having excessive physical contact with their targets. If detected, 10 billion will be deducted from the reward.
Adult-fiction villain: Hold handsies, kissies, cuddle me! If I can't cuddle Cheng Nianxia, I'll turn gloomy and twisted and crawl around!
At first, Cheng Nianxia: Even if this is adult fiction, you can't just jump straight to that, can you?
Later, Cheng Nianxia: They really did go straight to that. (smiling face)
World One: After school, the villain drags Cheng Nianxia into an empty classroom and tries to force himself on her without a word. She quickly pulls out an ear pick. Everyone knows you can't touch someone while they're cleaning their ears.
With no other choice, Cheng Nianxia makes a three-point pact with the failing-student villain: memorize 50 words, and you get to hold my hand.
Solve three difficult math problems, and you get one kiss.
Finish a whole exam paper, and you get one kiss (plus edition).
World Two: Little nun x handsome fox spirit
The diligent little nun is carrying water when a gust of true energy sweeps her deep into a bamboo grove and into a hot spring.
In the misty steam, a beautiful fox emerges from the bath.
Cheng Nianxia swallows and stammers, "N-nice to meet you. Could you put your clothes back on?"
World Three: Cheng Nianxia looks at the gloomy, disabled villain in his wheelchair and smiles with relief.
This is a pure-love route.
Later, Cheng Nianxia's face turns yellow with despair: Pure love my ass.
World Four: She transmigrates into a vampire world and becomes the villain vampire's blood servant.
On blood-donation day, Cheng Nianxia looks at her master, whose white hair and red eyes frame a pair of sharp fangs. "I suggest you don't get creative. You can't suck below the neck!"
More worlds to unlock.
A lighthearted, silly, brainless, illogical sweet romance. Just enjoy the ride.
Pre-release: I Escaped After Winning Over Three Proud Dragons. Please add it to your collection~
Gu Yi, a flirtatious beauty, was bound to a conquest system.
The System required her to enter a book and win over the villain's three scattered souls, preventing the tragedy in which they reunited, fused the three realms, and brought devastation to all living things.
In the book, the villain's three souls became:
A lofty, aloof immortal exiled from heaven, with the whole world in his heart.
A selfish mortal emperor who was good for nothing and indulged in pleasure.
A cruel and ruthless demon lord who was merciless and lawless.
Gu Yi knew all too well that men were fickle, always craving novelty and qualities they didn't have themselves.
So, by day, Gu Yi wore a pure white immortal's gown and entered the demon realm, playing an innocent, kindhearted little white flower.
At noon, she dressed plainly, carrying the sages' texts as she entered the mortal realm, playing a bookworm who was devoted to study and despised men.
At night, she wore a vivid red outfit rarely seen in the immortal realm, playing a shameless, seductive fox spirit.
After mastering the art of time management, Gu Yi successfully won over all three male leads, each a fragment of the same man.
She thought the mission was complete and the world was at peace. Her days of keeping a harem were pretty pleasant, too.
Until one day, she accidentally sent a cheesy love note to the wrong person.
The immortal revered by all three realms received: The world says you're selfish and cold, but I say you're the very best the world has to offer.
The mortal emperor, who couldn't use magic, received: I can't forget that night by the River of Forgetfulness, among the flowers on the other shore, when you used magic to give me a sky full of stars.
The hot-tempered, arrogant demon lord received: Your tenderness is like a gentle breeze, stirring ripples across the sea of my heart.
The three of them: ...
When Gu Yi realized she'd sent the letters to the wrong people, she feared for her life. Knowing there was no place for her in the three realms, she faked her death and returned to her original world.
When she opened her eyes again, Gu Yi was imprisoned in a dungeon, her hands shackled in chains as thick as her arms.
The villain sometimes became the demon lord, dressed in white and acting like the refined gentleman from her letter. "That day, you begged me to spare the maid who had hurt you. But afterward, you threw her into the Ravine of Ten Thousand Beasts, where she was torn apart. I know you're vile, but I still love you."
At other times, he became the mortal emperor, stroking her cheek with one hand as he said darkly, "You pretended to be diligent and studious, and to have no interest in men. I know that while I was away, you blindfolded yourself and had those muscular guards take off their shirts to play catch the butterfly. I indulged you and let you have your way, yet you fell in love with someone else?"
At other times, he became the lofty immortal, dressed in black. He gripped her throat with one hand and kissed her, his eyes filled with a possessive madness she had never seen before. "You're most genuine when you're with me. Am I the one you love most?"
"Answer me!"
Gu Yi broke down. "Aren't you all the same person? Why are you jealous of yourselves?"
On the day Gu Yi left, clouds and mist shrouded the world as the earth shook and the three realms were forcibly fused.
In the new world, a million corpses lay scattered and rivers of blood ran for miles, heralding the arrival of their creator.
Theme: You only live once. Being happy matters most.
The love of those in high positions is really full of conjecture and self-righteousness
Update, update, ahhhh, damn it, why am I always being pigeonholed?
Come out quickly! I want to see it!
You must insist on finishing it! ! ! So delicious! ! ! The only pity is that I didn't get to see their big dots! !
After starting work, I no longer understand vampire*human girls.
Xiao 7 is still dreaming about a better future, but his mentality will soon collapse.
I'm very curious about how to maintain the plot of Qingshui this time, because this time in order to increase survivability, we must give kisses, and in order to increase favorability, we must have stickers. How can we maintain distance?
It doesn't matter, it's good if you can see updates every day
Well done!
Will the normal update time be restored in the future?
When will it be updated? I really like this setting.
The love of those in high positions is really full of conjecture and self-righteousness
Update, update, ahhhh, damn it, why am I always being pigeonholed?
Come out quickly! I want to see it!
You must insist on finishing it! ! ! So delicious! ! ! The only pity is that I didn't get to see their big dots! !
After starting work, I no longer understand vampire*human girls.
Xiao 7 is still dreaming about a better future, but his mentality will soon collapse.
I'm very curious about how to maintain the plot of Qingshui this time, because this time in order to increase survivability, we must give kisses, and in order to increase favorability, we must have stickers. How can we maintain distance?
It doesn't matter, it's good if you can see updates every day
Well done! Will the normal update time be restored in the future?
When will it be updated? I really like this setting.