Caught in a Shura Field Between the Sky and Thunder

[You mean I managed to offend all of you in three days?]

I've lost my memory.

More precisely, I've lost three days of it.

I have no idea what happened during those three days.

I thought it was nothing, but starting on the fourth day, things got weird.

My boss, Lord Lei Shou, suddenly became bashful and adorable. He kept sneaking glances at me, and whenever I caught him, he'd turn an unsettling shade of red. After work, he'd take my hand, put it on his chest, and earnestly ask me to guess what he was wearing that day.

“If it's something you like, I'd be happy to wear it. I'll go along with anything... After all, we're... ahem, in that kind of relationship now, aren't we?”

My boss's boss, the head of the Vongola, was even more outrageous. He climbed through my window at night to ask if I was cold, and whether I'd mind if he warmed up my bed for me.

“You don't have to feel troubled... It's all right, I understand. We need to keep our relationship a secret for now. We can't make it public, right?”

Me: ...

Please speak like a normal person. Requesting a translation.

In just three days, the world had turned upside down.

I was miserable and confused, so I urgently consulted Desperate Subordinates: How to Deal with Bosses Who Speak in Riddles.

And then I understood. Their brains were broken.

Facing their expectant expressions, I mumbled and humored them, then turned away and called the psychiatric hospital behind their backs.

After all, the first thing to do is calm the patients down, right?

For the sake of peace in the Vongola, I, an upright person, sought confirmation from my other friends. My shining morals and noble character were plain for all to see. They would surely prove my innocence... right?

My usually affectionate friends avoided my gaze and fidgeted when they saw me. They refused my visits, and refused to clear my name, as if I'd committed some heinous crime against them. So much for friendship.

I see. It looks like an unknown mental illness has infected the entire Vongola, and I'm the only survivor, a messenger of justice.

Knowing I had to shoulder the responsibility of saving the Vongola, I put on a brave face and eagerly sought help from the internet.

[Fruit Punch Samurai G]: You'd go this far to save your friends? What a noble person you are... By the way, I heard your husband died again. That's so sad. Madam, if you don't mind, would you like to join me in repelling the barbarians... Ahem, and have a bowl of soba?

[Strawberry Milk Running Low]: It's a prank, a prank! Pranks at year-end parties are totally normal, right? Don't worry, I'm an expert at this kind of thing! It has to be that, right? Men are creatures with hearts smaller than their... O-holes... Anyway! The Odd Jobs Shop is offering a 50% discount right now, and you'll get a special album from little G as a bonus. See you there!

After careful consideration, I decided to graciously conquer the Vongola and make myself the Boss... Just kidding~

A few friendly reminders:

[Mainly focuses on the Sky and Lei]

[Primarily Katekyo Hitman Reborn, with other series making guest appearances]

[Bonus chapters set in a parallel world from next door]

[Apologies for any out-of-character behavior. Please stop reading if you're uncomfortable]

[Wishing all you sweethearts a happy read!]

Theme: Protecting world peace is everyone's responsibility