What to Do After Waking Up in the Body of a Talentless Middle Schooler

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I woke up one morning and was forced to star in Your Underworld Character, transforming from a fresh-faced, beautiful young woman into some unknown good-for-nothing middle schooler.

I was shocked, bewildered, then accepting.

As expected of someone with star quality like me, I was chosen by the God of Fate at first sight and embarked on a fantastical journey.

The owner of this body, oh no, I should respectfully call him my senior. Don't worry, Senior. I'll inherit your legacy and carry on your will.

But the male lead of Your Underworld Character, who hadn't followed the script and gone up the mountain to wrestle a bear for me, let out a terrified cry inside my head.

"Don't go inheriting someone else's zero-score test papers without permission! Why are you putting them away like they're a good-luck charm?! Don't touch my pocket money! Besides, I'm not dead yet!!! That's so mean!!!"

"And my name is Tsunayoshi Sawada!!!"

Mystery solved. The protagonist's dream of My Underworld Character was shattered.

From then on, he lost his body, and I changed sex.

After once again forcing some random classmate who'd enthusiastically invited me and Senior to enjoy a cold-water bath into the sink in the boys' restroom, then climbing the hill behind the school for two exhilarating hours, I said to my dear Senior,

"Once you finish your homework, let's go for a night run."

"Of course, you'll be the one doing it."

Senior refused.

Senior gave up.

Senior said no.

I kindly reasoned with him: "Do it for me. You wouldn't want some naked pervert running through the streets of Namimori, would you?"

Senior: "..."

For the sake of our future, I set him a small goal: starting by conquering Namimori and defeating a certain little sparrow, we would gradually take over the world and become gods of a new era.

Just kidding~

Compared to the tired, old cliche of ruling the world, watching two monkeys fight over food is much more fun.

And so, the countdown to conquering Namimori began...

Scene One:

Me: "Senior, is there a girl you like? I can help you win her over. I'll try to like her too, and the three of us can live happily together."

Senior: "Huh?! Why are you asking about something like that?! And of course that's not okay! What are you thinking?!"

Me: "Fine."

Me: "Then you can help me win over the guy I like."

Senior: "!!!"

Senior, extremely loudly: "You've fallen for someone else?!"

Senior suddenly fell silent: "...Who do you like?"

Me: "No idea, but I'm pretty bored right now, so I'll pick a few toys at random and... try liking them."

Senior: "...You were going to say 'toy with them,' weren't you?"

Scene Two:

Me: "The weather's so nice today. Senior, can you wear women's clothes?"

Senior: "Pfft!"

Senior: "What are you saying in the middle of the night?!"

A little disappointed, I said, "All right. It's okay, Senior. Even though I'm a woman, if you don't like it, I don't mind wearing your tacky, childish, outdated school uniform for the rest of my life."

Senior: "..."

Senior: "...What kind of clothes do you like?"

Overwhelmed with emotion, I said, "Thank you, Senior! I like panties with teddy bear prints."

Senior: "That's not what I was asking!!!"

A few friendly reading tips:

[Pre-release novel, follows the main Katekyo Hitman Reborn! storyline.]

[Lighthearted, no couple for now, but there's a good chance one will emerge in the extras.]

[If you're uncomfortable, please click away right away.]

[Hope all you little angels enjoy reading!]

Theme: Protecting world peace