The Whole Capital Says We're a Perfect Match

Kang Shirui is a Minghe, with fair, delicate skin and a slender build. He often spends time with Dikuns, so people are always mistaking him for one.

By the time Kang Shirui turned eighteen, he spent his days thinking about hunting birds tomorrow and climbing a neighbor's wall the day after to eavesdrop.

He never imagined that just as he was racing down the comfortable road to a life of wealth and leisure, a ferocious tiger would leap into his path and completely ruin his beautiful plans for the future.

First, the tiger forced him to train at the martial arts grounds, working him so hard the poor boy ended up in a wheelchair. Then it forced him to study by the light of a hanging beam and the reflection of snow, making him read all night until he was so exhausted he jumped into the river to show his displeasure.

His Dikung friend said, "General Bai is a young hero. Of course the person he chooses should be a match for him. You just have to suffer a little now, and you'll enjoy the good life with him in the future."

Kang Shirui grunted. "Without him, I'd have been living comfortably for the rest of my life anyway."

His elder brother said, "If you don't marry him, our whole family will be exiled to the far north for the rest of our lives."

Kang Shirui said, "Hah. If I marry him, I doubt I'll live to be a hundred."

General Bai, who'd been the subject of all that talk, stood at the door and knocked with a frown. Before he could say anything, he heard a wail from inside.

"You can't stop me from marrying the general! Kang Shirui has only him in his heart. In life, I'll be the general's person; in death, I'll be his ghost!"

His elder brother and the Dikung: "..."

General Bai, who'd heard the whole thing: "..."

That night, General Bai sent an official message to his subordinates. It contained just one line.

"My wife is unruly and disobedient, and she loves throwing tantrums. If any of you have a way to discipline him, I will reward you handsomely."

The seven subordinates scratched their heads and thought hard before replying: "Pamper him to death."

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Tips:

1. This is an AB story. Don't ask why, it's just my thing.

2. The bottom has no great ambitions and only wants to be a little couch potato. The top likes to lecture him and acts like an elder. They are five years apart.

3. You can say my writing is bad, the plot is badly planned, or it's not really historical. Feel free to criticize all of that, but please don't attack me personally. I can't take it.

4. I'm just writing something to feed myself. I was inspired and wrote this for fun. If it's not well written, or you don't enjoy reading it, let's go our separate ways. Good luck to you, me, and everyone.

5. My boys are the cutest in the world! Confirmed by their doting mother!

6. This is an ancient-era ABO story. Tiangan are Alphas, Dikun are Omegas, and Minghe are Betas.

Saved: 2020/7/31

Theme: I thought we weren't a good match, but we're practically made for each other!