The Gravity Manipulator Forced to Join the Armed Detective Agency

[This story is currently undergoing a slow, major revision. Revised chapters will be marked.] This story will be VIP-only starting September 1. Thank you to all my generous patrons for supporting me. I'll keep updating regularly~ The CP is a beautiful, strong, tragic leader who appears relatively late. The side CP is Soukoku. I won't go out of my way to write about any others. Also known as Miracle Neutron, Four Diamonds and No Way to Cut Them, The Boss's Desire, and The Yokohama Good-Hearted Siblings' (Nonexistent) Forced Falling-Out. Blurb One: How's your trip to Yokohama going? Thanks for asking. I'm on a Yokohama street. It's a bit foggy, and it looks like there's been a chain-reaction traffic accident and a haunting. I'm an ordinary singing streamer. Today, I came to visit Yokohama and promised a friend I'd cosplay and sing and dance to the Hat Guy's character song. Then the fourth wall shattered, and so did I. So I witnessed the iconic Soukoku dragon-slaying scene, then made a dazzling entrance in front of a famous, unnamed ball of black sludge. Isn't the world's will being a little too casual with its patches? Why does it patch things up exactly as I say? Hey! Blurb Two: Detective Agency Dazai: Her height is wrong. Chuuya ♂, the short guy, failed so badly. Executive Chuuya ♂: Get lost! Executive Chuuya ♀: Damn it, I told you my height was OOC! Boss Dazai: Both her gender and height are wrong. Boss Chuuya ♀: If you've got a problem, keep it to yourself. It's not like you're the only boss here. Theme: Every misfortune was just a step on the way to meeting you.