Chuya's Guide to Winning at Love

On the night the double black duo came back to life, Chuuya had a dream while unconscious.

In the dream, there was a romance conquest handbook.

Chuuya flipped through it casually, then tossed it aside.

One day, after getting drunk, Chuuya turned into the bandages wrapped around Dazai.

Then that book appeared in his mind again, with a line on the page:

[The more nets you cast, the less likely you are to come away empty-handed.]

Chuuya: ...

Before long, he became Dazai's colleague, left the Port Mafia, and joined the Armed Detective Agency.

System: [Conquest target 1: Dazai.]

On the first day Chuuya and Dazai arrived at Jujutsu High for a mission,

System: [Another conquest target detected. Adding target. Conquest target 2: Gojo.]

Chuuya: ...

He hasn't even conquered the first one yet. Why is there another one?!

Chuuya looks to his right at Dazai, then to his left at Gojo.

Chuuya: ...

He quits.

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Short story

Pairing: Dazai/Chuuya, no switching or breaking them up.

No one else will develop feelings beyond friendship.

Theme: On a slow, clumsy road, becoming better people together.