
If I Pretend I Don’t See You, You Can’t Eat Me
只要我装作没看见,你就不能吃我
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 412k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 5y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Explore more →Books I’ll Keep Rereading, All Fully Purchased
A bit of everything! I add new stories from time to time, along with old favorites that have practically taken up permanent residence in my bookmarks. Romance and danmei included. Most of the fanfic is JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure and Harry Potter.
Books I've Read or Am Reading, All Fully Purchased
Rated for writing, plot, and female character representation. Female villains and depictions of ordinary women are fine. 4 and up are worth reading, 4.5 and up are worth rereading, and 5 means an absolutely glowing recommendation.
Dive Right In
Books with an interesting story that draw me in: romance, danmei, no-romance food stories, cute pets, post-apocalyptic, infinite flow, and so on.
Other: All Purchased, Some Read More Than Once
Cultivation, historical romance, contemporary romance, danmei, imperial examinations, childbirth, rebirth, cross-dressing as a woman, and so on. It's too eclectic to make separate lists for each genre, so I'm putting them all in one.
Sweet Bedtime Stories for Good Kids
Warm and cozy
The Romance Is Great to Ship, BG Only
My ratings are highly subjective, based purely on how I felt after finishing each book and how memorable it was.
Cute, Healing, Post-Apocalyptic Infinite-Flow ABO Stories with Nonhumans
They involve monsters, the apocalypse, or the occult, but they aren't scary. The writing is cute and heartwarming, and the characters, both main and supporting, are often adorable, especially the heroines.
An 11-Year Reader's List of God-Tier BG Novels
This list is only for incredible novels so good that even a guy who's only into virginal male leads can keep coming back to them in every season! I have over 10,000 novels in my collection, and I'll update this list daily with new gems!
Girls in All Their Diverse, Colorful Glory
All kinds of heroines. Here's to celebrating the diversity of girls.
Interesting and Worth a Read
My tastes are all over the place, so there's a bit of everything, but nothing crosses my moral boundaries. (I'll slowly add more whenever I remember.)
Things I’ve Read
A random assortment of things I’m willing to read.
True Love Is Rare, But It Lasts Forever
I only read stories where the male lead is pure in both body and heart!!!
New Loves and Old Flames
Personal preferences. There are both romance and danmei stories, mostly from the bottom's or female lead's perspective. Since I read these over a long period, I only remember the general outlines of many of them, but I loved them at the time.
Favorites
High-rated.
Nonhuman Protagonists
I love all kinds of nonhuman elements: monsters, demons, ghosts, and animal traits. Includes BL and BG. Five stars means highly recommended, four stars means good, and three stars means dull but good for passing the time.
Strong Female Leads and Pure Wish Fulfillment (A Big Part of the Story)
Eighty percent are powerful-female-lead feel-good stories, with other flavors mixed in for variety. I only recommend romance and no-CP works, across many genres such as quick transmigration, infinite flow, futuristic cultivation, historical romance, and more.
BG Novels Worth Rereading
These are books I genuinely love. I’ve reread every one at least twice. I like sweet stories, and most of these have a faithful couple. If a book doesn’t, but I still think it’s great, I’ll make a note of it.
Heartwarming Stories
Cute and heartwarming
Heartwarming Reads to Stockpile
Stories that passed you by over the years. Hope to meet you again this cozy winter as you stock up on reads.
Light, Comforting, Heartwarming BG Romance
A bit of everything: Western fantasy, xianxia, xuanhuan, modern settings, nonhuman characters, fluffy creatures, and so on. But none of them have much scheming. One-way or mutual healing, or unrequited love: basically, they're all sweet romances.
I Just Love Nonhumans Falling in Love
An unconventional, inhuman perspective on love.
Five-Star Reads [Not Derivative]
Some great stories I gave five stars to only because five is the highest rating on Jinjiang! (Four stars only because there are already so many five-star reviews.)
My Secret Recipe Book List
A few books I want to recommend to everyone, no matter what. All kinds of genres and pairings are represented, except danmei with top protagonists and yuri.
Subscribed Collection
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Why should I close the book? I can't bear to leave the author's words.
By the way, why were the plants at Chengnan High School unable to grow in the past, but they can grow again later? Did I miss something?
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Highly recommended! ! ! Heal my heart
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