Insect Simulator Master [Wuxia Crossover]

A terrifying woman has appeared in the martial world. She can take one long stride with her legs and stand as tall as the Sword God, then lift one tiny foot and become level with a child by the roadside! Lin Xiaoxiao: I came up with this Bone-Shrinking Technique after spending over a decade observing earthworms. She can also make her whole body poisonous, so that anyone who touches her suffers unbearable pain! Lin Xiaoxiao: I developed this poison technique after spending over a decade observing puss caterpillars. She can even use her fists to chop a sharp sword in two! Lin Xiaoxiao: I came up with this Praying Mantis Fist after spending over a decade observing praying mantises. She can even walk across a raging river as if on level ground, without relying on a single blade of grass or tree! Lin Xiaoxiao: I developed this Two-Foot River-Crossing Technique after spending over a decade observing water striders. She can also dart and weave about, elusive and as light as willow fluff! Lin Xiaoxiao: I developed this peerless lightness skill, both beautiful and ingenious, after spending over a decade observing blue morpho butterflies! As everyone watched Lin Xiaoxiao casually carry a boulder as tall as a person and hurl it at her enemies, she insisted that she had spent over a decade observing ants to develop her technique of achieving the impossible through sheer strength. The Lord of White Cloud City sighed helplessly: I understand all that, but just how many decades have you spent? Lin Xiaoxiao looked at the insect simulator game on her screen, her face bashful. I was doing it all at the same time~ Everyone: So you've spent all these years watching bugs?! Lin Xiaoxiao: Want to learn? I can teach you~ Everyone: Master, say no more. We just really like watching bugs! * Here's a little plug for my upcoming novel, The Player Is a Spiritual Mentor, Not a Fourth Calamity. Yun Miao downloaded a game called The Three Thousand Paths. Character stats: Constitution 1, Spiritual Root Potential 1, Comprehension 999! For cultivators, the most important things have always been cultivation techniques, spirit pills, magical treasures, and the countless resources that make people green with envy. Yet in the Ascension Stairway and the Heart-Questioning Formation, a girl sat cross-legged for three days and three nights before declaring, I seek the Dao, not immortality. If I hear the Dao in the morning, I can die content that evening! In an instant, vast spiritual energy swept toward her. The girl became the last disciple accepted by the Xuantian Sect that year, yet stepped straight from an ordinary mortal into the Qi Refining Stage! The sect leader of the Xuantian Sect was overjoyed and took her as his direct disciple, thinking he had found a treasure. Little did he know he had picked up a menace. Shocking! Why does the sect leader's direct disciple make a living collecting trash? Terrifying! Why does a young woman hand out flowers to people of every age and gender? Who does she really love?! Who dares challenge the demonic flood dragon guarding the mountain with nothing but a broken sword? Who crawls around in a dark, twisted fashion in the middle of the night, frightening all the disciples into screaming together? And who said they would hang themselves at someone else's door with a waistband?! * In the game, Yun Miao shows off with effortless swagger, and relies entirely on sudden enlightenment to cultivate. Along the way, she becomes a female lecturer who understands human nature and endlessly pours inspirational wisdom into Sword Immortals, Buddhist disciples, fairies, demonesses, and Demon Venerables. Countless NPCs are spiritually enlightened and achieve sudden insight out of nowhere. They willingly join her ranks and revere her, until she becomes the supreme Dao Venerable! Yun Miao logs off, satisfied, only to learn that spiritual qi revival has begun in the real world. Countless powerful beings who had been dormant for millions of years have awakened, and now they cry out before her: We welcome the Dao Venerable's return! Yun Miao: ???! A thrilling, hilarious Fourth Calamity novel. If you like it, please add it to your collection, dear readers! Theme: Happiness is essential to life.