The Detective Refuses to Join the Scriptwriting Group

Original title: A Detective, Not a Criminal. I'm the great detective Haijinghu, Haijinghu Qingyu. I'm looking for someone, a... dead person. Jia Ailiu, my anchor. Here's the thing. I only came to Yokohama by accident. Once I got here, I had to find somewhere to stay, and all sorts of strange people kept showing up at my door. I just want to solve cases in peace and find Jia Ailiu, thank you very much! Listen, everyone here is a bunch of useless idiots!! What kind of script is this? Why is it so complicated? If I can get some extra to handle it, why do I have to do it myself? If you're dragging me into this theater, then listen to me. I don't care what you think. I care what I think. Change the script. Change all of it! Jia Ailiu, where are you? If you don't show up soon, I'll blow up Yokohama [the great detective weeps]. A certain kind-hearted Russian: Want to join us in wiping out ability users? A certain nearly bald office drone: Please stop giving me more work! A certain bandage-wearing nutcase: Where's my script? Where is it? A certain childish detective: The great detective's script got changed too! A certain Port Mafia boss: Take your hands off the controls for blowing up the Port Mafia headquarters! A certain gravity user with a hat for a head: Corruption warning. Haijinghu: But I really only came to find Jia Ailiu [frail] [kitty tears]. Everyone: Hmph. Also known as: How to Change the Script Right Under a Bunch of Directors' Noses Haijinghu's Complete Collection of Trash Talk Psychology Guru Haijinghu Teaches You Talk Therapy [The heroine uses the premise of ID: Invaded: a detective who lost her memories and entered a well, and accidentally ended up in another world with Jia Ailiu. It only borrows the premise, so you can enjoy the story even if you haven't seen ID: Invaded.] [There will be lots of side stories, so you can see Haijinghu in all sorts of roles?] [A clever, mischievous, sharp-tongued, talented actress, utterly charming villainess heroine on the side of Order Evil.] [For the sake of the story, the heroine's thoughts are written inside square brackets.] [Written in third person, with no romantic pairing. There may not even be a romance. If there is one, it'll probably be in an extra.] Theme: Arrogance is sin, and misfortune creates tragedy