My Childhood Friend Can't Possibly Be the Boss Dazai

[Completed. Next novel: What Should I Do About My Boyfriend’s Love-Brain? The pairing is also with Dazai. Check out my author page and add it to your collection~] My childhood friend is a huge fan of Osamu Dazai. His favorite thing to do every day is cosplay as Dazai, and he even makes me call him Dazai. He’s so obsessed that I’m always worried he’ll end up in jail as soon as he graduates. So I make a point of openly trashing Osamu Dazai in front of him, hoping he’ll mend his ways, become a decent person, and stop being so bored that he has to play around with all that angsty stuff. Then, after I’d mocked Dazai’s fashion sense and character and passionately joked in front of my childhood friend that Executive Dazai must be worn out after going four years without sleep, one day he suddenly told me… He’d transmigrated. He was the real deal. Me: …Damn it. Goodbye, world. (I vaulted a three-meter wall in a five-second sprint and fled in the middle of the night.) * 1. Sweet, sweet, sweet. A feel-good story where Dazai crosses into our world, with everyday life and one-sided affection. 2. OOC warning. Mountains of headcanon and a heavily altered plot. 3. Includes Detective Conan and the police academy squad. I just want to write Dazai solving crimes. My upcoming story, also paired with Dazai ↓↓ What Should I Do About My Boyfriend’s Love-Brain? After the person I fell in love with at first sight rejected me without mercy, I was in tears, drowning my sorrows late at night over a first love that had ended before it even began. Then I ran into the man who’d turned me down again. His cold demeanor from earlier had vanished. His eyes were full of concern and an inexplicable tenderness. He sincerely apologized and told me that a slug had kicked him in the head earlier, but he was back to normal now. Me: ? That’s not necessary. Also, what kind of slug can kick someone? He politely asked if he could have another chance to pursue me. Completely baffled, I said no. It’s not that I could instantly become indifferent to a face so stunningly beautiful, but I just couldn’t accept that my future boyfriend might have a split personality: one moment he’d be gentle and sweet, the next he’d act like I didn’t exist. He listened very seriously to my reasons for turning him down, then calmly told me it was no big deal. All he had to do was brainwash the other version of himself. Me: ??? * 1. Bungou Stray Dogs only. Pairing with Executive Dazai, with a love triangle between Dazais. 2. Feel-good story, sweet, sweet, sweet, with an everyday-life focus. 3. The plot in the blurb happens because one Dazai ends up in another Dazai’s body (doge). One of the male leads gives himself away from the start. 4. OOC warning. Mountains of headcanon and a heavily altered plot. 5. I’m so itchy. My love-brain is growing in. Let me write some sweet romance to scratch the itch. Also recommending my friend’s upcoming story ↓↓ Cosplaying as Geto and Waiting for One Best Friend by Du Huaiyang: Geto is moved to tears when he meets his biological older sister. Theme: Only by becoming independent in character can you become a better version of yourself