The Human-Shaped Calamity Is Super Lucky

[Next up: Oda Sakunosuke Doesn't Want to Blow His Secret Identity] When Komeda, who intended to get himself killed in order to eliminate the Remnants of Despair, opened his eyes, he discovered that he was still alive and had become a version of himself in a strange parallel world. This world had no Hope's Peak Academy, no Ultimate talents, and no... world-famous literary masters. No, wait. People with the same names did exist, but why had so many of them changed careers? The literary world in this universe was doomed. Rumors on the streets: "Komeda... Oh, you mean that big shot's friend!" "But... didn't that gentleman deny it?" "If they're not friends, who else could make that big shot keep showing up at his door, time and time again?" "I think the gentleman just wanted to try some new, uh, method... Don't you know? That person's ability is terrifying. It seems like anyone he meets is bound to have bad luck!" "Doesn't he summon meteorites?" "What? I heard he can control earthquakes!" "Anyway, he's basically a walking natural disaster!" The legendary Komeda smiled. "How could trash like me possibly have an ability? I'm really just an ordinary person with a bit of good luck, you know?" "...Apologize to all the people you got killed!" P.S. Komeda has already been verified as an ordinary person by Dazai. He really has no ability. Reader's guide: 1. To see this story's holiday-exclusive cover, search the title under @OrganicBroccoliNyanya. 2. Couple: Dazai. 3. It will be available for purchase on November 1, with a 10,000-word update that day! 4. These two are so destructive that I can't imagine who would top and who would bottom. Actually, I can't imagine them dating at all. Maybe even by the end they'll be more than friends but less than lovers, so don't worry about who's the top or bottom. This is the unusual crack pairing idea I mentioned before, something I came up with on a whim while chatting with a friend! Recently completed fanfics: The Heroic Spirit Transformation System [Western Crossover], The Heroic Spirit Transformation System 2 Pre-release: [Oda Sakunosuke Doesn't Want to Blow His Secret Identity], now with a synopsis! Oda Sakunosuke was brought back to life. The System that revived him said: [I can give you a chance to come back to life. This is currently a trial period, and it will only last one year. During this time, nobody can recognize you as yourself.] [Every time someone recognizes you, this progress bar will go up. If it fills, you'll return to death when the trial period ends.] [In other words, during this year, you have to do your best to...] [Pretend you aren't yourself.] Oda Sakunosuke: "Actually, I don't mind not being brought back to life. I'm a bad actor, so I'll definitely give myself away." System: [...??? Don't give up so quickly! Give it a try first! I can find you an acting coach!] Oda Sakunosuke got an acting coach who was an international superstar. Oda Sakunosuke: "Teacher, has my acting improved?" Acting coach Vermouth: "You're hopeless. Just wait to die. I'm out of here." And so... Oda Sakunosuke: "I don't eat spicy food. I like sweet things." Dazai Osamu: "You've got chili sauce on the corner of your mouth." Oda Sakunosuke: "...Impossible. I didn't eat anything spicy today." Dazai Osamu: "Why did you hesitate?" Oda Sakunosuke: "…" Being alive is really hard! Theme: As long as you're alive, there's hope. You can't just give up on life.