Passing Myself Off as a National Treasure While Getting Paid to Slack Off

(The Heir Apparent Has Over a Hundred Million in Debt is now available! Visit my author page to read it!) Mo Lingzhi awakened a remarkable ability: she could turn into an animal. Huh? Did that mean she could retire and live the good life? So, after looking around, Mo Lingzhi secretly turned herself into a national treasure: a panda! Her skills weren't quite up to par, though. The colors... didn't seem quite right? But that was fine! Mo Lingzhi believed in doing things herself and having plenty to eat. She set her sights on a wealthy, handsome big shot named He Yunchou and conned him into taking her in. Sure enough, Mo Lingzhi soon began living the dream: private cars and planes whenever she went out, a chef preparing all her meals, and jewelry to chew on. Mo Lingzhi declared, "Being a national treasure and living the retirement life is the best!" - A variety show called The Ordinary Daily Life of Superstars was about to begin filming. It had an impressive lineup, featuring a top-tier star, a popular actress, award-winning actors and actresses, and even He Yunchou, the boss of one of the entertainment industry's three biggest film companies! While everyone else brought kids or romantic partners onto the show, He Yunchou brought his pet. The big shot He Yunchou's pet was a Chow Chow. The Chow Chow was lazy and loved to eat, and firmly believed she was a panda. If anyone called her a dog, she'd get mad. Did she think nobody knew her fur was dyed? The top-tier star and the popular actress flirted, the adorable kids charmed everyone, and the actress's romance was discussed... The other guests pulled out every trick in the book. But the audience all said, "Hurry, where's my Zhi? It's time for her to pretend to be a panda again!!" Sure enough, the screen switched to a luxurious bed in a lavish mansion. A Chow Chow quietly jumped out of bed and snuck into the bathroom, where she drew black circles around her eyes behind He Yunchou's back. Looking in the mirror, Zhi Zhi beamed, unaware of the camera: Perfect national treasure panda! The audience: "Hahahahahahahaha!!" He Yunchou: "..." As long as you're happy. The show became a hit, so popular it spread beyond the entertainment world and across the globe. But... It wasn't the guests who went viral. It was the Chow Chow pretending to be a panda... P1: This story features entertainment industry variety shows. No characters are based on real people! P2: We're all connected online, so please be civil in the comments. P3: This is a simple Mary Sue story. Don't overanalyze it. P4: Thanks for your support. Feel free to review and criticize, but please don't make personal attacks, or the author really will come eat all your rice. P5: One update a day before signing, with the possibility of extra updates. Two updates a day after signing. I'll take leave in special circumstances. Weibo: @Jinjiang Shiweitu [Coming Soon] The Sixth Male Contestant on the Dating Show Is Actually a Girl. Visit my author page to bookmark it! Jiang Li transmigrated into a wildly popular livestream dating show as its sixth male contestant, Shen Jiangli. On the first day of the show, the original Shen Jiangli had already offended all the male and female contestants with a host of off-putting labels, such as "girly" and "blunt and unpleasant to talk to." Netizens even dragged her onto the trending topics list to criticize her. Jiang Li hadn't even recovered from transmigrating when she discovered that the original Shen Jiangli was a woman. A woman... A woman! Since the entire show was being livestreamed, Jiang Li had no choice but to keep a low profile, hide that she was a woman, and make sure not to offend any of the contestants! Then, just as the dating show was about to end, the twelve contestants chose the people who made their hearts flutter... Jiang Li received eleven votes all by herself! All five male contestants and all six female contestants chose Jiang Li! And the audience... The audience: "She deserves it!!" Theme: Get along harmoniously, and love and dote on one another.