I Use Green Tea to Save the World

My latest completed novel, Cool, Pale, and Sweet [Showbiz], is now available. Please add it to your reading list!

My next novel will be No Monsters or Apparitions Allowed Here. Please add it to your reading list!

Blurb

Xiang Qing, a first-year university student with a tea-green attitude so strong it could pierce the heavens.

Xiang Qing sobbed, "Auntie Huang, was I being too unreasonable? Uncle Xia only took my watch and didn't return it, and I wanted you to fire him."

"I made a fuss over nothing. It's just a watch worth a little over a million. He gave it back to me, so how can that be called stealing? How could I call the police?"

Huang Liu: "Don't cry, child. Don't worry, we'll give you an answer!"

Xia Banqing: ...!!!

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Duan Mi, a PhD in criminal psychology, was deeply troubled by his own mental state.

He liked observing the complexities of human nature and could plan for every eventuality. Life was growing increasingly meaningless to him.

Until one day, he met a remarkable girl.

At last, he discovered the joy of life.

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Duan Mi: "If you don't want to beat him, why go to all this trouble? What's the point of doing all this?"

Xiang Qing: "It's not about winning or losing. It's about right and wrong. Criminals must pay for what they've done."

He belonged in hell. If he tried to climb out, she'd kick him right back in.

For that, she would stop at nothing.

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Xiang Qing pressured an orphanage into firing an employee with a disability, and the public condemned her for it.

As the controversy spiraled, she did nothing but stall. She neither apologized nor offered an explanation.

People dragged her online, and she shot to the top of the trending list.

When the truth finally came out, netizens lined up on her Weibo page to apologize in the humblest terms.

They didn't ask Xiang Qing to forgive them. They only hoped she wouldn't lose faith in the world she'd tried so hard to protect.

A black-hearted, tea-green heroine x an eccentric hero with a wicked sense of humor

1v1, both virgins, happy ending, face-slapping, mutual healing

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My latest completed novel, Cool, Pale, and Sweet [Showbiz]

Three years ago, Xue Qiao had just debuted as a rising starlet renowned for her aloofness and mystery. With her celestial beauty, the media placed her on a pedestal. But when the goddess came down to earth and dominated entertainment shows, the people of Huaguo learned about her many other identities.

Xue Qiao must have a sugar daddy backing her. How else could she get such great opportunities?

Xue Qiao: I did join the cast with funding, dear, but I'm the investor myself~

Xue Qiao should just stick to showbiz! A little star shouldn't humiliate herself by trying to imitate the style of the famous Impressionist painter Q!

Xue Qiao: I'm imitating myself??

Wow, Xue Qiao sure talks big. A little star like her dares to make such a claim. Does she even know what street art is? If she can paint the exterior walls of an entire elementary school in one day, I'll eat my keyboard upside down!

Xue Qiao: I've prepared a real keyboard for you~ Put down that chocolate keyboard in your hand~

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Three years later, twenty-four-year-old Xie Meng was finally released from prison. Xue Qiao could only hide in a corner and watch as his parents picked him up and put him in their car.

That night, Xie Meng was stopped outside Xue Qiao's villa. Thinking he'd left in anger, the girl panicked and opened the door.

"Why didn't you come see me?"

"..."

The girl's eyes darted away for a moment, but she couldn't bring herself to look away for long. She gazed at him with big, watery eyes.

"The locks were changed."

"..."

Seeing that she still wouldn't answer, Xie Meng lost patience and took two steps toward the house, trying to go inside. Quick to react, Xue Qiao used her body to block the doorway.

"..." Xie Meng lowered his eyelids halfway, his tone unfriendly. "Blocking me?"

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Xue Qiao: She has a secret she doesn't want Brother Meng to know.

Xie Meng: I'll go crazy for you, go wild for you, and slam myself against the wall for you!

A wealthy celebrity who's aloof on the outside but soft and sweet inside x a buzz-cut, muscular, possessive CEO who spoils the heroine rotten, from a wealthy family

Both virgins, 1v1, happy ending, childhood sweethearts, showbiz, CEO makes an appearance, sweet romance

Updated daily~ Come on in~

Please add it to your reading lists, dears!!! Mwah mwah mwah

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Please add my next novel to your reading list~~ This is what I'm writing next~~

No Monsters or Apparitions Allowed Here

Ge Xianyun was 'born' in a vast cultivation world. It took her ten years to become the first person in the world of infinite reincarnation to complete every task issued by the Main God.

After fulfilling her wish, little Ge 'arrived' in the modern world and decided to lie flat for the rest of her life, taking things as they came and becoming an utterly ordinary office worker.

But before that, with her consciousness able to break through dimensional barriers, she first had to find time to send the author who created the fictional world she lived in straight to hell.

Unexpectedly, that seemingly ordinary (not at all) little act created a rift between the world where she planned to retire and the cruel cultivation world, where the strong preyed on the weak.

From then on, spiritual energy flooded in, monsters and apparitions revived, and countless old acquaintances and enemies, having cleared their own trials, followed the coordinates she'd left behind into peaceful modern society.

As a diligent neighborhood committee member, little Ge decided to send out one, two, three, four, and five secret identities to help the Bureau of Supernatural Abilities nip these unscientific intrusions in the bud.

After all, there's nothing death can't solve. If there is, then not enough people have died.

Little Ge smiled kindly.

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After arriving in the modern world, Lu Xingchen learned a new phrase that fit that witch perfectly: born evil.

Because of a common fasting pill, a six-year-old girl learned to put on a friendly smile while shoving a fellow disciple into a river whenever no one was looking.

If she couldn't have something, then no one else could have it either.

She spent her entire life consumed by jealousy and selfishness.

Good people always meet terrible ends, while evil people never get hurt.

To avenge his family's blood feud, Lu Xingchen decided to stop being a 'person.' Once he cast aside his principles, he discovered that taking revenge on this woman wasn't so difficult after all.

When someone dies, it's over.

This witch has to stay alive, so he can torment her for the rest of her life.

A powerful heroine with countless secret identities and little conscience x a blackened hero with a 'blood feud' and repressed love

The author thinks this is a sweet story, not angsty.

Note: The heroine's worldview is unconventional. Read at your own discretion.

Theme: When life gets hard, hold on a little longer. A gentle world will embrace you.