When a Humanoid Cosplayer Shines

[Updates whenever inspiration strikes, but this crazy fiction is so much fun, hehe] Welcome to a special program organized by some TV station or other. The theme of this episode is: #ActLikeAProperHumanBeing# · · · All right! Let's welcome our first guest! Not just a person: this brain flower, with nothing but a brain full of teeth left on its body, has entered the arena. Let's see what it has in store for us! Excellent! Full of energy! Brain Flower landed on the ground and immediately grabbed a kasaya. It's Geto Suguru, the stitched-up version, who loves nobody. As the unclean thing inside an Xianjie's brain, he unleashes his unique secret technique: "Only an idiot would cling to some grand cause and start a revolution. Let's go! We'll just have a spiritual qi revival and give the people of Japan a little taste of the shock of spiritual flight!" · · · Let's see what tricks the other companions have up their sleeves. Please welcome our second guest... Ah, it seems Guest Two has no legs, so getting around is difficult. But that won't stop us from introducing him: The vampire Brara, who has only a head left, can leave everyone else scratching their heads, but all he can do is scratch his own! As a top-tier chuunibyou, Brara cries out, "Tatakae!" That's right! He launched the Rumbling first! As an Akutagawa fanatic, he wants to create a world full of Akutagawa! · · · Now let's see Guest Three. Huh? Where did Guest Three go? Did he get killed as soon as he spawned? Let's light a candle for him. Oh, oh, Guest Three has appeared! Poor wild shipping enthusiast Blueberry Yogurt, whose daily job is watching his teammates, has been split into twenty pieces. As the protagonist of our main quest, all he has to do is lie flat. His famous words: "If you can't win, you might as well lie flat and accept it." · · · With the excitement building, we've arrived at Guest Four, the only lucky one blessed by fate! Yes, he's our barely humanoid Yuji Itadori solo fan, Cursed Spirit Mahito! Ohhhhh! Great! Great! Mahito is making his move! He just had to say, "Hello. Let's get married," before twisting and splitting like a sea-born creature and serenading Yuji with a love song! The crazy fiction keeps going strong, and the warrior of pure love stands tall above all! · · · Guest Five, Guest Five is about to appear. Please welcome our fifth guest! The only peak intellect among the two useless geniuses, the very height of strategic mastery, after providing his teammates with tremendous support, Colorless can finally retire in triumph. Before returning to the real world, he's putting on his biggest show yet: "Haha! Before I go, I'm definitely blowing up this cursed shrine!" The Sword of Damocles comes crashing down. This is the moment to shout those words of wisdom: "Holy crap, a nuke!" · · · Phew, the first few guests were all completely unhinged. Let's take a look at the beautiful, picturesque Guest Six. A bona fide French beauty, with incredible fighting skills... What the hell, where are the teammates? Come save me, teammates! Guest Six has changed, he's changed! He's transformed into Gatanozoa (crossed out)! But... how can he still follow the tragic, beautiful, powerful heartthrob route like this?! Can't you hear the gold-hair enthusiast Guest Six lamenting that he can't be his own lover? I want to see nonhumans! Give me nonhumans! · · · All right, that concludes our guest introductions. Now it's time for the main event of the program... Wait, hold on! It seems we haven't introduced one guest's tricks yet. Our mistake, we're so sorry. Our last guest, Guest Seven, is the distillery boss who just earned himself a grandmother-grandson relationship with his dream girl. We haven't heard from him in a while. Perhaps he's thinking about the legendary scene he's about to perform? Let's take a closer look... Great! And now, for the touching, world-shaking masterpiece: "Turn your own ashes into dice and give them to the police academy squad you love, claiming that whenever they don't know what to choose, they can ask you for advice." · · · A round of applause, please! (Applause) · And with that, the show officially begins. Click "Start Reading" above to see a record of cosplayers transmigrating together and losing it! · · A friendly reminder: When cosplaying, please cosplay at least one person. · · · · + Ensemble cast, and absurd. + Dark humor, with an excessive amount of references. + The main attraction is crazy people going completely off the rails. + Type 1 and Buddha will laugh along with you. + Click to read and check the author's mental state, and leave an electronic wooden fish jpg here. Theme: May there be peace