What Do I Do When They Keep Hounding Me for Updates?

(Original title: Literature Is the Only Way to Save the World) What would you do if you discovered that the world you live in was nothing more than a novel? What would you do? Wubei: Thanks for asking. I choose literature. In a world that feels unreal, she writes a novel within a novel simply to find someone like herself and feel a little less alone. What leaves her at a loss is that the words she considers dull and tedious truly move everyone and earn their heartfelt agreement. Everyone says they can see themselves in her writing. [Wubei, Wubei, the beauty of sorrow for things, sorrow for the sorrow of others.] Reader: Teacher Wubei is so lonely. Please let me stay by your side, keep you company, and take care of you so you can write in peace :) Wubei: ... This is terrifying! Absolutely terrifying! If the people outside are nothing but rotting mud after the rain, then these are vessels for the evil of this world, wearing human form! #Shocking! Readers come up with all kinds of ways to beg for updates so they can get their fix!# #Readers show up at the teacher's doorstep every morning to check in# #Certain organizations buy up all the land around the teacher's home to drive property prices up# #Official organizations spam the comments: Protect her!# #Even the gods of Takamagahara join in# Faced with this situation, what can she do? Wubei packs her bags: Thanks for asking. Time to lie low. * And yet, before she knew it, Wubei's ideas had permeated the entire world. 1. Feel-good power fantasy, with a story-within-a-story setup. 2. Characters may be OOC, and the plot includes original settings! The female lead did not transmigrate. 3. The inspiration for writing a story within a story came from Yeshang's Bungo Stray Dogs fic, The Days of Writing Novels in the World of Great Writers. Highly recommended! Theme: Humanity