My Master Keeps Chasing Me to Ascension

Meng Qinghuan both loves and hates his little disciple, Ruan Mu.

He loves her sweet, charming nature, but hates how lazy she is and how little effort she puts into cultivation.

When he emerged from a period of seclusion, he discovered that his little disciple had vanished.

Other disciples: "Master, Master! The junior sister you've had a crush on for centuries has attained the Dao and ascended!"

Meng Qinghuan: "???"

Ruan Mu does quick transmigration missions.

After finishing a mission, she returned home and opened the door, only to come face-to-face with the startled expression of a mission guide.

Ruan Mu: "..."

Meng Qinghuan: "..."

Looking at Ruan Mu's skimpy T-shirt and shorts, Meng Qinghuan's ears turned red. After a long, awkward pause, he asked quietly, "Is this the Immortal Realm? ...D-do I have to dress this lightly too?"

Ruan Mu: "???"

*A story about a big shot from the Six Paths falling in love with a big shot from the Immortal Dao.

*Lighthearted, goofy, and sweet.

*Made for each other. You're welcome.

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Please save my upcoming stories to your reading list if you're interested!

Upcoming 1: "The Rules of Living on Earth"

Blurb:

[The supreme rule for living on Earth: Follow the public rules to the letter.]

[The following public rules apply when living or staying in the home of someone you are not close to. Do not break them:

1. Do not defy the homeowner.

2. Do not enter the homeowner's private spaces, such as the bedroom, bathroom, or study. Some homeowners are more generous and only restrict movement at night. Pay attention to the homeowner's attitude.

3. Do not leave without telling the homeowner. They will worry that they have failed to be a good host and may do something uncontrollable.

4. If you accidentally enter a private space, go to the living room as quickly as possible, sit down, and stare at the television even if it is turned off. Stay there until the homeowner sees you out.

5. If the TV cannot be turned off, or the homeowner shows no intention of seeing you out, Rule 3 is void. Jump out the window and flee to the street immediately, staying out of the homeowner's sight. Once you are sure they are no longer chasing you, leave along the street.

6. The kitchen knives are a last resort. Do not use them unless absolutely necessary.]

[The following is the one public rule for playing in the yard. Be sure to follow it:

If you don't want to face the freak who comes out at night carrying a lanternfish to feed, do not stay in the yard after dark.]

The moment Yang Huilin stepped into her ex-boyfriend's courtyard with her coworkers, the System in her head immediately played three sets of rules.

She was immediately baffled. Her career-minded ex-boyfriend considered the entire villa his private space, which meant the rules would automatically advance to Rule 4.

The house was full of danger, and staying in the yard at night meant encountering a freak. To leave, she would need her ex-boyfriend's permission. Every option was a dead end.

Yang Huilin: "Think about it carefully, and there actually is a way out."

Everyone else: "Where?!"

*A rules-horror story. The protagonist must follow the rules and find a way to survive rules that seem almost impossible to escape alive. I'm terrible at writing blurbs for rules-horror stories, QAQ. I promise the actual story is better than the blurb!

*The ex-boyfriend is not the love interest.

*Blurb dated December 29, 2021.

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Upcoming 2: "Don't Turn Every System Over to the Federation!"

Blurb:

After the apocalypse, the world is being rebuilt, with everything still to be done. Bai Jiyu works at a service counter for the Civil Affairs Office and a special department. Her life is simple and busy.

One day, a little girl stood at the counter with her schoolbag in her arms, looking up at her with watery eyes. "Big sister, I have a learning System... Can I turn it over to the Federation?"

Bai Jiyu: "...I'll ask for you?"

The learning System was only the beginning. Bai Jiyu had to report an ever-growing number of Systems:

Romance System, Farming System, Gossip System, Sign-in System, Survival System...

Isn't that way too many Systems to turn in?!

At last, one day, Bai Jiyu couldn't help asking a Host, "Have you considered keeping the System for yourself?"

Host: "The Federation is recovering from the apocalypse, and this is a time of decline. I'm willing to turn over my System so we can rebuild the Federation together!"

Bai Jiyu: "What if the person who gave you the System suggested that you keep it for yourself?"

Host: "..."

Host: "!???"

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In the end, with no Systems left to turn in, all the citizens of the Federation rebuilt their cities atop the ruins of the apocalypse and brought prosperity back once more.

*Post-apocalyptic reconstruction, set in a fictional world.

*The heroine is a laid-back big shot who operates behind the scenes.

*The premise was conceived on December 25, 2012. Add it to your reading list if you're interested!

Theme: Keep life simple, fulfilling, and joyful.