Blurb One: The Xu family had a son named Xu Yan. In his youth, he was outstanding, quick-witted and exceptional. He had a good heart and fine character, and was blessed with a face as lovely as the autumn moon.
Though his family was poor and his parents had died young, anyone who saw him praised him as a refined young gentleman.
As the saying goes, a hero's origins don't matter. A talented man can turn into a dragon when the winds and rain come. Xu Yan was just such a person.
His only shortcoming was marrying too young.
If he had a good wife and a harmonious household, there would be no reason to feel sorry for him. But Xu Yan's wife wasn't some proper young lady from a respectable family. She was an illiterate child bride chosen by their parents: older, ugly, stupid and ignorant. Who wouldn't think it a shame?
Su Yu was that child bride: "..."
Su Yu, a doctoral student at a university, stayed up for three days and nights conducting an experiment that stopped her heart. She transmigrated into the body of a middle-aged (or young?) woman with a misshapen figure, thinning hair and sallow skin. She had not only a husband but a child, too.
But her husband couldn't even see her as a person, and her son treated her like a servant he could take his anger out on whenever he pleased?
Su Yu silently picked up the cleaver beside her and smiled. "Who should I start 'teaching' first?"
Blurb Two: Su Yu transmigrated into a farming romance novel in which the heroine was a second wife, becoming the future chief councilor's first wife, who died young.
In the original story, the cannon-fodder Yu was lucky enough to be sold to the Xu family. She went from a lowly child bride to the first wife of a top scholar who had won first place in all three imperial examinations.
In the first half of her life, she worked the land, facing the soil under the sun and the sky behind her, to support her future husband as he rose through the official ranks.
Later, she put on airs as an official's wife, behaving crudely and targeting, insulting and maliciously framing the heroine at every turn. In the end, before she turned thirty, she was trampled to death under a horse.
Su Yu: "..." Die young? Trampled to death? Let's see how that goes.
P.S. This is an expanded version of the child bride story from the second arc of My Side Character Can't Keep Her Nose Out of Things. Some plot points may be similar, so please keep that in mind. Also, the author generally doesn't delete comments, except for people who pirate the book and then come here to insult it.
P.S. The author will delete comments promoting other novels under this story.
What should you do if you transmigrate into the body of an ugly, old child bride who is six years older than the male lead? The word "give up" isn't in this little fairy's dictionary. Turn the tables!
Coming soon: Become a Demon
Blurb: Countless purple-gold bolts of lightning as thick as bowls came crashing down from a clear sky. On the ground, a disheveled female cultivator ran around clutching her head. The lightning left giant craters everywhere it struck. When there was nowhere left to run, the female cultivator squatted beside a rock.
Pointing at her own head, she roared, "You want to strike me, huh? Come on! Do it! Aim right here! If you kill me, that's on me!"
Lightning: "..."
A tiny bolt of lightning split off and crackled against the female cultivator's head.
She fell to the ground, black smoke coming from her mouth...
A picturesque little boy squatted beside her, took off his jacket to cover her, and shook his head as he lectured her. "Master, it's easy to get struck by lightning when you're naked."
The male lead is the Lord of Demons, and the female lead is an Immortal Venerable. When an error in his cultivation turns his true form into a child, the female lead takes him in.
Male lead: The embodiment of the laws of the Demon Realm
Male supporting character: The embodiment of Heaven's will
Female lead: A real piece of work
Mini-scene 1: The private treasury of the Tianyan Sect's leader was robbed. Countless priceless treasures were stolen, and the Soul-Rekindling Herb, which the leader had risked half his life to retrieve from the Demon Realm, was destroyed. The leader's eyes bloodshot, he hacked his way through ninety thousand miles with a blade, roaring, "Who the hell did this?!"
The little boy pouted. "My master did."
The dog-faced female cultivator hiding in the crowd froze, glaring at the three-foot-tall brat.
The little boy stuck out his chest and stared back at her.
The shameless master snapped, "Say one more word and I'll dump out all your baby formula!"
Mini-scene 2: The three-foot-tall boy looked at his master with tears in his eyes, a cut on his little face.
The shameless master asked, "Who did this?"
The boy pouted and pointed east, far into the distance.
His master grabbed him and hoisted him over her shoulder. "Come on. I'll take you to beat the crap out of him!"
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Blurb: Su Yubai transmigrated into a web novel called I Want to Become an Immortal, becoming the hated emperor who was the only man to break the male lead's body, force himself on him, and shamelessly cling to him.
When the male lead was still mortal, he used the lives of three generations of the Xue family to threaten him, forcing him to choose a man over a woman.
After the male lead began cultivating immortality, he used a curse that bound their lives together. He followed him to the Spirit Realm like a ghost, even getting himself accepted into the same sect as his junior.
Over a thousand years, he killed all the male lead's love interests and slaughtered his fellow disciples, leaving him abandoned by everyone and with no one to rely on.
After wreaking havoc in the mortal realm for 1,300 years, he was finally killed by the male lead himself in an illusion.
Su "Cannon-Fodder Emperor" Yubai looked at the boy lying beside him: "..."
Su Yubai, who had already seen the plot: I'm out of this stalker-lover business!
The God of Plot held a knife to his throat: Don't pursue him, and you die.
Su Yubai: Fine.
Blurb Two: The first time Su Yubai saw Xue Jiuqing after transmigrating into the book, he fell in love at first sight. The plot's sword hung over his head, the coffin lid beckoned, and all he could think about was dying beneath a peony.
The beautiful young man, forced into the role of the top, glared at him with red-rimmed eyes, wanting nothing more than to kill him with a single stroke.
At first,
Su Yubai: A determined pursuit always wins a woman's heart. I'll get him one day.
He threw himself at the male lead for a hundred years, but the man remained unmoved, never even sparing him a proper glance.
Xue Jiuqing: Hah, he's hopelessly obsessed with me.
Su Yubai: I'm tired. I'm done.
He called it quits and left!
Xue Jiuqing chased him for ninety thousand miles, then cut half a mountain in two with a single stroke right in front of him. Standing like a one-man barrier against an army, he demanded, "Who said you could give up? Keep pursuing this Venerable!"
A rich second-generation bottom who says, "His beauty made me gay" x a beautiful top who says, "That damn gay must really be in love with me."
Theme: Living your own life is more useful than anything else.
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Let's put it this way, for a modern person to use modern products to defeat the ancients in ancient times is a kind of conceit in itself. But Shuangwen can make people ignore this conceit. The cool thing about being a diaosi is becoming a master. The fun part for normal people is infrastructure development. Therefore, there are generally two situations when time travelers use the products of advanced knowledge. One is to benefit the people, the other is to build momentum for an uprising, and then the foundation is to benefit the people. The structure is small, make money, and then benefit the people. People like Wenli are just trying to make money! Even if you have momentum, you still just want to make money! There is nothing to promote social development! Even if it feels better to be a dick, there is only one person left to become a master, but he just won't move forward! Awesome! This pattern is so small that I have never heard of it! Who wouldn't say something silly after watching this? No, that's awesome!
It took me two days to book it all, and it took me two days to talk about this book. In the early stage, I thought it was a story about a normal heroine who travels through time and strives for self-improvement. But after the appearance of the plum blossom nevus, the book started to go off the rails. There was no full-scale plotting, and doing business was just cool and cool. I don't want to say anything about the rest of the story. This blind character is perfect.
It's okay to read the first part, but don't read the second half. The heroine's personality changed in the end... Sorry for my 12 hours
I regret not reading the comments. The plot behind it is not good to watch. I feel sorry for my Jinjiang coins.
It's really a bad ending. What's going on at the end? Many things ended without being explained clearly. It was a lonely watch. The first half was okay, but the second half was a bit unbearable. The plot ended just after it started.
The heroine is really capable of burning relics. I never saw that she has such potential as a Holy Mother before. Then there is indeed a suspicion of unfinished business later.
What was written in the extra story about the past life? It was a waste of my coins.
What a mess, but I actually finished reading it, it's so strange!
This is one of the worst novels I have ever seen. Don't be fooled by the name. The male protagonist has nothing but good looks. The emperor wants to die, and Su Heng comes out in the back. He is so disgusting. The early stage is okay, but later the language is unclear and the logic is unclear. When the N branch line comes out, nothing can be seen. I am really convinced. Don't read it, the ending is bad, the logic is dead, and I feel frustrated when I read it. Most of them are talking about the male protagonist having a prosperous love life and I am convinced!!!!!!
????? How does it feel to end the marriage in a daze? Where is Chengfeng? Why couldn't I see him in the end? Is there a secret?