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Everyone in the cultivation world knows that Immortal Venerable Yuelin, Mu Chuihan, is aloof and transcendent, radiant as moonlight. Unfortunately, he's cold and distant, keeping everyone at arm's length.
Mu Chuihan himself has something to say about that.
He's tired of playing the aloof role he's had for centuries. He's ready to let loose and enjoy the mortal world in a new body.
But the incarnation he personally fashioned seems to have gone a little wrong: it has become the body of a top-grade cultivation furnace, awaiting auction in a home with nothing but four bare walls.
Mu Chuihan: How thrilling.
At the auction, he is bought for a fortune, placed in a golden cage, and presented as a gift to Lord Tingyun, Ye Tingjiang.
Before meeting Ye Tingjiang, Mu Chuihan thinks: Forget it. If we're going down together, I can just get another body and start over.
After meeting Ye Tingjiang, Mu Chuihan's eyes light up.
"What a handsome immortal!"
"Are you promised to anyone, Immortal?"
"Come on, Immortal! Top-grade cultivation furnace, guaranteed satisfaction. Try it and see!"
From the top's perspective:
Ye Tingjiang has always loathed two kinds of people. The first are like Immortal Venerable Yuelin, arrogant and unapproachable. The second are like the cultivation furnace Fuyan, who make no effort to improve themselves and rely on their looks to please others.
Unfortunately, he has grown fond of the latter, savoring every moment and gradually becoming protective of him.
Until one day, he discovers that the two are actually the same person.
Ye Tingjiang: All these years, I was wrong about you!
A straight top in every way except his sexuality x a bottom who uses his aloof persona to wreak havoc
1. The bottom is extremely powerful, one of the strongest in the cultivation world. He doesn't level up; he starts out already crushing everyone.
2. Sweet romance, no angst and no groveling. The top is an honest, decent man, not a jerk. He regards the bottom like a father who is exasperated because his son refuses to live up to his potential.
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Sneaking in a preview of an upcoming story!
*Gaming Is No Match for Studying*
Two transfer students arrive at Mingxi High School in their senior year.
One is a carefree slacker who listens to music, skips class, and plays video games every day. The other is single-mindedly devoted to his studies.
All their classmates worry about Chen Cuo, who's trying so hard to study. They're afraid Xu Chuzhou will lead him astray, so they keep coming up with ways to separate the two desk mates.
But after their first monthly exam, their class takes both top spots.
Xu Chuzhou, the class-cutting gamer, comes in first from the top.
Chen Cuo, who buried himself in his books... comes in first from the bottom.
The whole class is stunned.
Xu Chuzhou teases his bookworm desk mate. "Want me to teach you?"
Chen Cuo smiles faintly. "No need... I just haven't previewed the second year of high school yet."
Then, one weekend at an internet cafe, Chen Cuo taps his desk mate on the shoulder as he queues for a ranked match. "Want me to help?"
Xu Chuzhou stares at the desk mate who shouldn't be there. "W-Want to try?"
Then he watches the bookworm dominate the game. When it's over, Chen Cuo flashes two adorable little tiger teeth. "We won!"
Xu Chuzhou: I was absolutely terrified...
After graduation, Xu Chuzhou finally makes it into a pro team's youth training camp, only to discover that his former desk mate was the world champion, error, who retired a year earlier due to an injury.
This time, they'll fight side by side.
*The Real Young Master Can Fly*
Qin Zhen takes on a job to expose the true colors of a scumbag gay man who deceived a kind-hearted female client into a sham marriage.
At a high-society banquet, he grabs a glass of red wine and throws it at his target, looking aggrieved. "You cad! You said you loved me most. Why are you flirting with other people here?"
At the same time, the female client cries out in horror through his earpiece: "Wrong, wrong! The person you were supposed to splash is half a meter behind him..."
Qin Zhen apologizes frantically and flees in a panic.
He tells himself he won't have anything to do with wealthy families again. The public humiliation wasn't too bad.
Who knew that the very next day, someone would show up asking him to take a paternity test? "We suspect you're the young master of the Zhong family who was switched at birth."
Qin Zhen: "Well, I'll be..."
After returning to the wealthy family, his biological parents act concerned on the surface but despise him in private. They forbid him from going out to socialize and only show affection for Zhong Bo, the fake young master they raised themselves.
Qin Zhen has no complaints. Anything to avoid another public humiliation.
But Zhong Bo still isn't satisfied. Worried Qin Zhen might threaten his position, he secretly lures him to the top of a high-rise and shoves him off.
To his surprise, the next instant, Qin Zhen takes flight, rising against the sky.
Zhong Bo is horrified.
Qin Zhen smiles faintly. "Shocked? That's called lightness kung fu."
Theme: Reject a false persona, accept yourself, and treat others sincerely.
Author, please publish a new book. The children have nothing to eat.
Love you so much?, But where is the new book that was promised? ? ? Ahhhhhhhhh
I also. . . . . Like myself?
Madam, do you still remember your new trap?
Flowers are officially spread! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oh my god, look what I saw, oh my god, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Sir, will you come back [please] Please give me a new article~
The character of Xianzun is more interesting
Happy birthday, madam! Can you think of your new articles in the new year? Woohoo XX, I'm urging you to get more updates for your birthday.
I've finished reading it. It's a beautiful book. It's so interesting to write, but sometimes it's too bloody...
Author, please publish a new book. The children have nothing to eat.
Love you so much?, But where is the new book that was promised? ? ? Ahhhhhhhhh
I also. . . . . Like myself?
Madam, do you still remember your new trap?
Flowers are officially spread! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Oh my god, look what I saw, oh my god, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Sir, will you come back [please] Please give me a new article~
The character of Xianzun is more interesting
Happy birthday, madam! Can you think of your new articles in the new year? Woohoo XX, I'm urging you to get more updates for your birthday.
I've finished reading it. It's a beautiful book. It's so interesting to write, but sometimes it's too bloody...