The Crown Prince Always Wants to Resign

[There won't be any updates for a while. Maybe I'll finish it someday! I'm sorry to the dear readers who've already read it.] The Crown Prince of Qi wants to resign every day. All he wants is to retire and live the life of a spoiled wastrel. Unfortunately, he wins a major battle against his old rival, the State of Chu, and makes his name in the history books. The Crown Prince insists, "I didn't! I didn't want this! I was planning to lose!" Faced with Prince Ning, a hostage sent by Chu, the Crown Prince says indignantly, "Your Chu army is no good! I held back so much, and you still lost?" Prince Ning gives him a lazy glance. "Oh, so you're the idiot who almost made me lose after all." It's a contest in which both sides are trying their hardest to lose. They test each other's patience and pit their resolve against one another! But before long, the Crown Prince discovers that pretending to be lovers with a hostage might help him resign, too... A wastrel Crown Prince seme who wants to resign every day x a delicate, frail hostage uke who coughs every three steps and acts like a pro A ridiculous romp