After I Started Looking Like Dazai

My new story: Confessing to Akashi, then getting together with the captain * Blurb I heard that someone on my friend's cosplay team had ditched them at the last minute to join another team. My friend dragged Renzawa Natsuki in to fill the gap, saying, “You're basically a real-life Dazai○.” So... This familiar yet strange city, and these hideous curses, were they the original owner's punishment for becoming a “real-life Dazai○”?? To make a living, Renzawa Natsuki works for Tokyo Jujutsu High while gathering material for her novels on the side. But the day she returned to collect her prize, things started getting strange... A man in a hat suddenly grabbed her hand: Hat Rack: You damn mackerel, hurry up and get to work! A sinister man with a strange beast growing from his back looked at her with admiration and reverence: Floppy-Eared Rabbit: Lord Dazai, please give me your orders! She never expected there to be someone who looked exactly like her, complete with a bandage-wasting apparatus. Renzawa Natsuki: ... Oh no. Had Dazai○'s grudge come back to haunt her!? So here's the question: how was she supposed to tell these guys, who seemed like die-hard Dazai○ fans, that she was just a cosplayer passing by, not the Dazai they kept talking about? Notes: 1. OOC warning, lots of changes to canon. 2. First-person narration. 3. Pairing: 5t5 [Coming Soon] [Jujutsu Kaisen] What Do I Do When Curses Love Me Too Much? Asami Satsuki, possibly 20 years old. Former Special Grade Jujutsu Sorcerer, now a Special Grade Curse. She wakes up after ten years of sleep, only to discover that there's a bounty on her head. Her classmate 5t5 thinks she set fire to Jujutsu High, her former coworker Dazai believes she defected without a shred of loyalty, and the King of Curses is convinced she has all the makings of a traitor. Asami Satsuki: ... Thanks for asking. I just dug myself out of the ground in Tokyo. I'm a law-abiding citizen. What does Special Grade Sorcerer Satsuki have to do with me?! But after sleeping for ten years, I'm starving. The bounty seems pretty high. Can I turn myself in?! The King of Curses makes a sincere offer: “Sign a contract with me, and I'll grant your wish. How does that sound?” Asami Satsuki: “? Aren't you the expired frozen meat I just won in a lucky draw?! I won't eat you... Grrr...” Asami Satsuki: “Ahem, thanks for the offer. Can I eat now?” #Ever since the frozen meat became a curse, curses keep showing up while I'm eating #Not just curses, but also my former boss and coworkers, whose bounties make it seem like they're cursing me By my best friend I Took Japan by Storm by Writing, by Yici In a nutshell: Daily writing life after losing one's memory Theme: The courage of humanity is a magnificent song.