The Cursed-Speech Boss, Dazai

Going premium this Sunday! The full story is expected to be no more than 150,000 words. Thank you, my lovely readers, for your support! A peek at my upcoming story: After I Started Looking Like Dazai [Crossover] In one sentence: Chief! The suspect is Dazai, not me! * Inumaki, a second-year student at Tokyo Jujutsu High. To most people, he is quiet, even a reclusive social outcast. The curses bully him because they think he's a shut-in, and students from the neighboring school believe it too. Him, who loves pranks and never gets tired of them: ? That is, until he rescues a strange bandage-wrapped man: Dazai. The bandage-wrapped man asks three questions every day. First: Where is Inumaki? Second: What does Inumaki want? Third: When is Inumaki going to confess? Inumaki: ... Looks like he has no choice but to keep up his shut-in act and pretend he knows nothing. * "Toge, want to try saying 'I love you'?" Words have power, and No Longer Human can nullify everything. On my chessboard, you will always be the most sincere one. ○ Pairing: Boss Dazai x Inumaki ● A fun crack pairing! Whether it's Dog-Dazai or Dazai-Dog, both are a blast! ○ OOC warning at all times A peek at my upcoming story: After I Started Looking Like Dazai In one sentence: Chief! The suspect is Dazai, not me! Blurb: A friend told Mengye that someone on their cosplay group's staff had suddenly jumped ship, saying, 'You look exactly like the real-life Dazai Osamu.' So her friend dragged her in to fill the gap. And so... Mengye looked around at the completely unfamiliar Japanese city. Was this the original owner's soul punishing her for becoming the 'real-life Dazai Osamu'?! After a kind, white-haired stranger happened to find her and take her in, Mengye fought curses with one hand and used the curses she'd encountered as material for her novels with the other. But on the day Mengye returned to accept an award as the best novelist, things started getting strange. A man in a hat suddenly grabbed her hand. Hat Rack: You damn mackerel, get back to work already! A gloomy man with a strange beast growing out of his back looked at her with reverence and admiration. Floppy-Eared Rabbit: Lord Dazai, please give me your orders! What she hadn't expected was that there really was a bandage-wrapped waste of space who looked exactly like her. Mengye: ... Oh no, has Dazai Osamu's resentment come back to haunt me?! So here's the question: How do I tell these guys, who seem like Dazai Osamu's biggest fans, that I'm just a cosplayer passing through, not the Dazai Osamu they keep talking about? * [Jujutsu Kaisen Crossover] What Should I Do When Curses Love Me So Much? In one sentence: I woke up after ten years of sleep and became the curses' darling. Asami Satsuki, supposedly 20 years old. Former Special Grade Jujutsu Sorcerer, current Special Grade Curse. She wakes up after ten years of sleep, only to discover that a bounty has been placed on her. Her classmate Gojo Satoru thinks she set fire to the school, her former colleague Dazai believes she betrayed them without a second thought, and the King of Curses is convinced she has what it takes to be a double agent. Asami Satsuki: ... Thanks for asking. I just got dug up in Tokyo, and I'm a law-abiding citizen. What does Special Grade Jujutsu Sorcerer Satsuki have to do with me?! But after sleeping for ten years, I'm starving. The bounty seems pretty high. Can I turn myself in?! The King of Curses makes a sincere offer: Sign a contract with me, and I'll grant your wish. What do you say? Asami Satsuki: ? Aren't you the expired frozen meat I just won in a raffle?! I won't eat you... Grrr. Asami Satsuki: Ahem. Thanks for asking. Can I eat now? #Ever since frozen meat turned into a curse, curses keep showing up while I'm eating #And it's not just curses, but also former bosses, colleagues, and classmates whose bounties make it feel like they're cursing me Theme: The courage of humanity is a glorious anthem.