After Being Reborn, I Bent the Sword Cultivation World's Number One

Blurb:

[Bottom's perspective] Jun Yanshan is reborn in the body of his old friend's disciple, the very friend he'd fallen out with before his death.

This disciple is outrageously lustful. Not only does he covet his master, he also writes erotic fiction based on himself and Xie Xuelou and circulates it throughout the sect.

Jun Yanshan: Hah. So this is what you've come to.

Jun Yanshan secretly laughs to himself, but when it comes to figuring out how to deal with this old friend now, he has no idea what to do.

As far as he knows, Xie Xuelou is pure of heart and transcendent, the sort of person who nearly shaved his head and became a monk years ago.

This disciple's antics shouldn't trouble him much.

The only one troubled is Jun Yanshan

Jun Yanshan: Old Xie, we've been brothers for years. You know me. I really don't have those kinds of feelings!

Xie Xuelou: I do. I've always had them...

When Xie Xuelou finally pins him down on the bed, Jun Yanshan realizes that Xie Xuelou really does know him, in every sense of the word.

But perhaps he doesn't know Xie Xuelou as well as he thought...

Weren't you supposed to be pure of heart and free of desire?!

*

[Top's perspective] Xie Xuelou of the Xuanyang Sword Sect is a peerless talent, full of youthful confidence. His cultivation has gone smoothly, without a single ripple.

Until that beautiful young man appeared. From the first moment he was captivated by him to the day his heart and eyes held only him, Xie Xuelou secretly loved the boy, who had become his friend, for years!

By the time Xie Xuelou had settled matters with his sect and family, and grown powerful enough that no one could meddle in his marriage, he was ready to confess. But the object of his affection went alone to face the tribulation of ascension, failed, and died in the lightning.

He never got to confess, or even say goodbye. After that, Xie Xuelou destroyed his own cultivation and struggled to survive for ten years.

Ten years later, at his sect's request, he took on a disciple. The disciple stole the obsession he'd guarded for a decade. When Xie Xuelou confronted him to reclaim it, he had no desire to live and simply waited for them to die together.

But he didn't get his wish, and the disciple with ulterior motives survived too.

Xie Xuelou went to find his disciple again to get back what was stolen, unaware that Heaven had taken pity on him.

The moment he pushed open the interrogation room door, he opened a new chapter with his old friend.

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Cutting in line here, I want to write Little Jun's master's story first...

"When a Heartthrob Becomes a Pitiful Soul [Quick Transmigration]"

Lian Qin's cultivation life suddenly went off track and turned into a public-service charity program.

His main task is to search for fragments of a treasured artifact spirit lost across three thousand small worlds. He suspects an old enemy is trying to mess with him.

Transmigrate into the body of a pitiful soul who attempted suicide after being dumped by a rich second-generation heir?

Don't panic. First, become a legend in the game.

But then his ex-boyfriend not only comes crawling back, he also hides from everyone the fact that they broke up.

Because every player on the server wants to steal Lian Qin away!

Transmigrate into the body of a pitiful soul who rented a haunted house to save money, only to have his yang energy drained by an evil spirit and die?

Don't panic. Start a livestream documenting haunted-house adventures and make some money.

His streaming career takes off, and he earns enough to move into a big mansion.

The evil spirit wants to reclaim its former little slave, but outside the mansion there are eight hundred Heavenly Masters glaring at it, along with a crowd of big and little ghosts lining up every day with their love-number tickets!

Lian Qin completes both his main job and side hustle perfectly. What he never expected was that this would be a task requiring him to devote both body and soul...

After cleaning up the pitiful souls' messes and finding the lost artifact spirit, Lian Qin is ready to retire in triumph and enjoy his own company. Then handcuffs, shackles, blindfolds, and all sorts of other equipment come tumbling out of the artifact spirit.

The artifact spirit, wearing a calm expression: Don't worry. Other people's "treasures" repay their male moms this way too.

Lian Qin thinks for a moment: ...Swear on your mother's life.

Much later, the "artifact spirit," who had found life invincible and boring, finally admits: Yes, I want to get with him.

In this fragile, pale world, a dazzling flower suddenly bloomed. Its fragrance made me long to live.

Upcoming Novel 2

"I Cracked After Transmigrating into a High-Risk Role"

Shen Chengyan prided himself on having read the script. After transmigrating into the frail, mute master from the book who raised both the protagonist and the villain into powerful figures, he dutifully trained his disciples and faithfully followed the plot, while occasionally slipping in a little personal bias

Toward his younger disciple, the protagonist, Shen Chengyan was diligent in teaching him, protecting him as he grew, healing his injuries, and rescuing him from danger time and again.

As for his older disciple, destined to become the villain, Shen Chengyan treated him harshly, neglected him, and repeatedly refused to save him when he was in danger.

After doing all this, Shen Chengyan thought he was a good guy. Then one day, his increasingly sinister older disciple stopped him and whispered in his ear, "Master, does Junior Brother know what you really want?"

Shen Chengyan's eyes widened in shock. Only then did he realize that he was the hidden boss who would destroy the world!

He'd already offended his older disciple, and his younger disciple no longer trusted him. In an instant, Shen Chengyan was abandoned by everyone! This is ridiculous!

The Dao Lord Linghe fell from grace in a single day, while his two disciples became the people who bullied and humiliated him the most

The older disciple he'd cast aside: Master has always played favorites. If something should have been mine, then I'll have to claim it myself.

The younger disciple he'd doted on: Master has always treated me so well. I want Master, and surely he won't be angry about that, will he?

*

Jiang Wujin had lost everything. Even Shen Yun, who had brought him to Wenxian Manor, no longer wanted him.

But Shen Yun had been the one to bring him back, and Shen Yun had smiled and promised he wouldn't look down on him. Then, in the blink of an eye, he took on another disciple and devoted all his attention and energy to that person.

Jiang Wujin wanted to tell himself not to feel disappointed, not to care, but Shen Yun still drove him mad.

Especially when he learned that Shen Yun had brought him back only to use him...

Jiang Wujin thought, How wonderful. Now I know how to forgive you.

[Shen Chengyan: I had half the script in my hands, and still managed to write myself to death _(:з"∠)_]

[In memory of all the novels we dropped halfway through _(:з"∠)_]

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