The Confusion of Accelerator

Accelerator had been feeling perplexed lately.

He'd taken apart the Port Mafia's building, killed a thousand-year-old man-eating demon, and exorcised a Special Grade cursed spirit, but he still hadn't found his little girl.

Where on earth had Last Order run off to?!

Here are interviews with the victims:

A Port Mafia victim, □□, sobbed, "That's right, this moron did it. I was just sitting inside the building, when suddenly, boom! The building was gone! I was just sitting there, and suddenly disaster fell from the sky. Sure, I'm a lolicon, but I really didn't kidnap a little girl with short, light-brown hair!!!"

The demon victim, █ █, was visibly agitated. "That's right!! It was that guy with the cane!! I was just sitting at home, minding my own business, when suddenly, boom! The roof was gone! The sunlight came pouring in! What kind of person does that? He's completely unreasonable! I didn't eat that little girl. This is a conspiracy! It's the Demon Slayer Corps' conspiracy!"

A certain stitched-up cursed spirit, **, protested loudly. "It was him!!! Another white-haired guy! We were just sealing Gojo Satoru in the Shibuya subway, feeling pretty pleased with ourselves, when suddenly, boom! He punched right through the subway and insisted we'd sealed that little girl away and kidnapped her. I asked him who he was, then went to touch him, and he tore us apart. Good grief, is there no justice? We didn't do anything like that. Why would we dare kidnap a child? Heaven knows, all we wanted was to wipe out humanity. We really wouldn't dare kidnap a kid!"

Accelerator: "...?"

Then where's my Last Order?

A passing Imagine Breaker scratched his head and smiled. "Huh? You mean Last Order? Sorry about that. I saw her alone on the street that day, so I asked her to go play with my Index. She's probably taking a nap right now."

The victims all raised their middle fingers.

Accelerator: "...Tch."

Theme: Justice